Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Little Mermaid Part 2

"Oh, Vladimir." Sunniva said with a smile as she swam back to him.
"Sunniva, do you really think there might be sharks around here?" Vladimir asked in a nervous whisper. At that moment, a shadow of a shark passed outside the porthole; neither noticed though.
"Vladimir, don't be such a guppy." Sunniva stated as she tried to pull him through.

Everyone: *face palm*

"I'm not a guppy." Vladimir grumbled as he was finally pulled all the way through.
"This is great - I mean, I really love this. Excitement, adventure, danger lurking around
every corn-" Vladimir said as he followed Sunniva deeper into the ship.
"YAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Sunniva!!" Vladimir screamed as he saw a skull. He crashes into pillar as he tries to get away causing cave in. Vladimir swims frantically away, knocking over Sunniva.
"Oh, are you okay?" Sunniva asked her fish friend as she held her shaking fish friend.
"Yeah sure, no problem, I'm okay . . ." Vladimir said as his teeth chattered.
"Shhh . . ." Sunniva told him as she looked up at the hole in the ceiling the cave in left. She swam up into a room with one wall being a window. Sunniva spotted something across the room, swam over, and picked up a fork.

Nyo Norway: do we have to do this part?

Me: yep

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Have you ever
seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?" Sunniva announced happily as Vladimir swam up to her.
"Wow, cool! But, err, what is it?" Vladimir asked her as she continued to inspect the fork.
"I don't know. But I bet Alfred will." Sunniva said as she stuffed the fork in her bag. A shark swam past the large window catching Vladimir's attention with the sound of a lot of movement in the water.

America: *fanboy scream*

England: oh god! *covers ears* I hope he never gets a leading role in a Disney one! 

"What was that? Did you hear something?" Vladimir asked as he watched Sunniva get distracted by another object.
"Hmm, I wonder what this one is?" Sunniva thought aloud as she picked up a pipe.
"Sunniva . ." Vladimir whined with a bad feeling growing in his stomach. The shadow of the shark, Yao, began to overshadow him.
"Vladimir, will you relax. Nothing is going to happen." Sunniva said annoyed as she put the pipe in her bag. At that moment, Vladimir turned to look at the window.

China: why am I a shark aru!?

Me: cause Germany, Russia, America, and Prussia all have characters to play.

China: this isn't fair aru!

"AAHHHH!! Shark!! Shark!! We're gonna die!!" Vladimir screamed as the shark rammed through the glass. Sunniva and Vladimir quickly followed the passage back to where they entered until Yao ate through the floor, cutting them off. As they turned around, Sunniva's bag got stuck and fell off. Even with the shark coming, she swam back for the bag and narrowly missed being snapped in half by shark Yao's sharp teeth.
Taking another passage, Sunniva and Vladimir spotted porthole windows. Vladimir swam through first, but got stuck again.
"Oh No!!" He screamed before Sunniva was finally able to push him through. She swam after him as shark Yao broke through the side of the ship. Sunniva and Vladimir swam around in circles around the ancient mast shark Ludwig chased them.
Then, Vladimir swam full speed into piece of royal yard still sticking out of the mast.

America: huh? What's a royal yard?

Me: England!

England: what!? How am I supposed to know!?

Me: you were a pirate captain. You know ships.

England: *glares*

Me: unless you are too old-

England: near the top of a mast, the last two planks of wood that stick out of the mast.

Everyone: oh!

Vladimir is knocked senseless and begins to sink. Both shark Yao and Sunniva dove for him. Sunniva was able to get there first and caught him by sticking her body halfway through a large metal ring. Yao began charging straight for them and Sunniva moved at the last minute causing Yao to get stuck in the metal ring.
Coming back to his senses, Vladimir saw what happened. As Sunniva swam for the ocean surface, he stayed behind in front of shark Yao.
"You big bully. THBBBTTTT . . ." Vladimir began to talk down to him until Yao snapped at him with his massive teeth. This caused Vladimir to shriek and swim after Sunniva.
"Vladimir, you really are a guppy." Sunniva said after she laughed at him.
"I am not." Vladimir countered annoyedly to the princess.
Meanwhile, Alfred, the seagull, was sitting on his island and looking through his telescope the wrong way at the open sea. He hummed happily to himself as he just looked out.
"Alfred!" Sunniva called out, catching Alfred's attention. He quickly moves his telescope in her voice's direction.
"Whoa! Mermaid off the port bow! Sunniva, how you doin' kid?" Alfred yelled before he lowered his telescope only to find them right in front of him instead of far away.
"Whoa, what a swim!" Alfred said shocked.
"Alfred - look what we found." Sunniva said excitedly as she put her bag on his island.
"Yeah - we were in this sunken ship - it was really creepy." Vladimir added on quickly.

Romania: I like creepy.

"Human stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see." Alfred said as he dug through her bag and pulled out the fork.
"Look at this. Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual." Alfred announced as he held it up for all of them to see.
"What? What is it?" Sunniva asked excitedly.
"It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies . . . to straighten their hair out. See - just a little twirl here an' a yank there and - voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!" Alfred explained as he brush the fork through his feathers on the top of his head. He twirled it around and it made his golden feathers puff out.
"A dinglehopper!" Sunniva uttered in complete awe as Alfred handed her the fork back.