Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Hercules Part 5

"Is anyone here?" Máximo called out as he looked around as the two demons watched from the bushes.
"Now?" Feliciano asked his brother.
"Now." Lovino stated. Their shadows cast on the rock they passed -- they shape-shifted into snakes.
"Oh, well, he must have been abandoned." Máximo stated simply.
"Máximo, for so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. Perhaps they've answered our prayers." Madeline said happily.
"Perhaps they have." He replied as he read Hercales' medallion. "Hercales?"
It was then Lovino and Feliciano, as snakes, attacked Hercales. But he caught them and, giggling happily, bashed them several times against the ground, tied them in a knot,
whirled them around a few times and lets go, sending them flying. Máximo and Madeline couldn't help but stare at this feat, their mouths open in surprise.
"AAAHHH!!" The brothers screamed as they smashed into a rock, then changed back to normal.
"Help, help, help!" The two screamed as they ran in circles, terrified.

Germany: totally didn't see that one coming.

Spain: *chuckling* sí. I couldn't predict that either.

Italy: *confused* huh?

Romano: Hey! I can be just as brave as any of you!

"Gilbert is gonna kills us when he finds out what happened!" Feliciano exclaimed to his brother.
"You mean ... *if* he finds out." Lovino said as he began to calm down and stopped running in circles.
"Of course he's gonna fi -- if." Feliciano said as he now understood what Lovino was suggesting and relaxed. "If is good." Lovino nodded with a smile.
Meanwhile, Mount Olympus was surrounded by dark clouds. Then the muses reappeared.
"It was tragic. Romulus led all the gods on a frantic search." Alice stated sadly.
"But by the time they found the baby, it was too late." Anya added on.
"Young Herc was mortal now
But since he did not drink the last drop
He still retained his god-like strength
So thank his lucky star!
But Romulus and Akantha wept
Because their son could never come home
They'd have to watch their precious baby
Grow up from afar
Though Gilbert's horrid plan
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth,
The boy grew stronger ev'ry day
And that's the gospel truth." Francine sang sadly.

Nyo France: aren't I amazing.

Nyo England: kill me now.

Many years later, in the Greek countryside with sheep baaing along the road. A cart carrying hay screamed through the countryside unnaturally fast. Máximo and Lin, the horse, sat in front.
"Hercales! Slow down!" Máximo called down to his son, young Hercales, who is pulling the cart. They entered the village, knocking off the workers who are working on the gate.

Greece and Nyo France: *both look like they about to make a dirty joke*

Nyo England: *hits Nyo France before she can say anything*

Greece: *shrugs and changes his mind*

Nyo France: oh come on! You didn't even know what I was gonna say!

Nyo England: and now I never will.

"Oops! S-s-sorry, guys!" Hercales called over his shoulder.

Nyo America: are we sure this shouldn't be Canada?

Nyo Canada: I-I do not stutter all the time!

"Watch where you're goin'!" Allistar, one of the workers, yelled at him.
"Sunday driver!" Eduardo, another worker, yelled.

Mexico: I'm back!

Hercales entered the middle of the square and skidded to a halt, causing him to bury himself shoulder-deep in the ground. He simply jumped straight back out.
"Thanks, son. When old Lin twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for." Máximo said as he got off the cart.
"No problem, Pop." Hercales said as he took the huge bundle of hay in one hand and looked around expectantly, waiting to be told where to put it.
"Uh, don't-don't-don't unload just yet. First I have to finagle with Vash." Máximo said quickly.
"Okay." Hercales answered as he dropped the hay back into the cart, sending Lin flying into the sky. "Oops. Sorry, Lin."

Taiwan: well that's pleasant.

"Now, Hercales, this time, please, just --" Máximo began, but his son cut him off.
"I know, I know." Hercales answered as he caught Lin. "Stay by the cart."
"That's my boy." Máximo said with a smile before walking off. Hercales set Lin back on the cart as he stood there and waited. Hercales stayed put until he saw a man, João, losing his balance with a big clay pot inside a store.

Portugal: cool. I have a part.

"Oh, my goodness. Whoa!" João said as he almost dropped the pot. Thankfully, Hercales caught the other side so it didn't hit the ground.
"Careful!" Hercales exclaimed.
"Oh ... why, thank you!" João said with a smile as they walked outside with it.
"No problem." Hercales answered happily. It was then João looked to the other side of the pot and saw who he had been talking to. His eyes went wide with fear.
"Why, Hercales! It-it-it-it's you!" João exclaimed fearfully.
"Here, let me help you with that." Hercales offered politely, but João snatched the pot away.
"No, no, no, no, no, I got it. I'm fine. You just run along." João said quickly as he began to walk away.
"Are you sure?" Hercales asked.
"Oh, yes. Absolutely." João said coldly as he walked away. He left Hercales outside in the street. A frisbee fell at his feet and Hercales looked up to see three boys, all around his age.
"Yo! Give it here!" Peter yelled over at him as the three boys ran up to him. They stop when they see it's Hercales.

Sealand: sweet! Even I'm included.

Nyo England: don't let it go to your head.

Sealand: at least I'm still male.

Nyo England: why you little....!

"Hey, you need an extra guy?" Hercales asked as he picked up the frisbee. Erland and Aurel pushed Peter forward to get the frisbee.
"Uh ... sorry, Herc. We already go ... five. And we wanna keep it an even number." Peter said quickly.

Nyo England: *face palm* Sealand!

Sealand: What!? It's in the script!