Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Hercules Part 4

"Oh, gross!" Feliciano said with disgust as he gave the eye to Lovino.
"Yech! It's blinkin'!" Lovino exclaimed as he kicked the eye away. It landed in Gilbert's hand.
"Ladies, please! My fate ..." He said as he cleaned off the eye and set it in Elizabeta's hand. "is in your lovely hands."
"Oooh ..." Elizabeta said in awe as she turned to the other too fates.

Hungary: admin! Stop squeezing in your ship!

Me: but I don't like this story's main ship. Let me have my fun.

Turkey: how do you think we feel!?

Me: be quiet you!

"Oh, alright." Natalia said giving in. The eye left Elizabeta's hands and floated above them. It turned into a ball of light. The fates circled below.
"In eighteen years precisely, the planets will align -- ever so nicely." Elizabeta said as an image of the planets aligning appeared in the ball of light.
"Ay. A verse. Oy." Gilbert said as he nodded and watched the images.
"The time to act will be at hand! Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band." Bella stated as an images of the five titans being released.
"Mm-hmm, good, good." Gilbert stated as he rubbed his hands together.
"Then the once-proud Romulus will finally fall!  And you, Gilbert, will rule all!" Elizabeta announced as the image of Romulus falling and Gilbert rising was shown.

Hungary: he did not need that ego boost. His ego is too big already.

"YES! Gilbert rules!!" He yelled as he celebrated his victory to be.
"A word of caution to this tale." Bella said interrupting his partying.
"'Scuse me?" Gilbert asked as he stared a bit worriedly.
"Should Hercales fight, you will fail." Bella stated as Hercales was shown riding on Kiku and Gilbert falling from power. The fates fade into smoke and leave with the ball of energy, cackling the entire way.
Gilbert burst into red flames again. "WHAT?!" He screamed in rage before cooling down. "Okay, fine, fine, I'm cool, I'm fine." He told himself a moment as he slid his hands his hair. He begins to head down deeper into his lair with Feliciano and Lovino following him. He opened a door and a bell rang as he did. The room they entered is filled with a massive dark altar.
"Lovino? Feliciano?" He said to get their attention and they cowered as he said their names.
"Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god?" Gilbert asked as he walked farther into the room.
"I do not ... know." Lovino answered with a confused look on his face.
"You can't. They're immortal?" Feliciano answered, but he sounded unsure.
"Bingo! They're immortal!" Gilbert stated as he took a vial full of red liquid from the altar. "So, first you gotta turn the little sunspot ... mortal."  He shook the vial and the bubbles floating in it all filled with images of little skulls.
Later, it was dusk at Mount Olympus. The god of night, Vladimir, rode past in his chariot, bringing the night-time sky with him. 

Romania: I like this.

Hungary: of course you do bat boy.

Me: what is it with you and being salty today, Hungary!?

Baby Hercales and Kiku were sleeping in
Hercales' crib. Shadows of Lovino and Feliciano fell over them. Meanwhile,
Romulus and Akantha were sleeping. The sound of glass breaking and Lovino and
Feliciano twittering echoed throughout the palace. These sounds woke Romulus and Akantha, who both blinked sleepily.
"Huh?" Romulus asked as he rubbed his eyes.
"Wha -- what is it?" Akantha asked sleepily. A second later, both of their eyes went wide at the same time and they looked at each other.
"The baby!" They both exclaimed fearfully.

Nyo America: this was the moment they realized. They were bad parents.

Me: *laughing my ass off*

Rome and Ancient Greece: we are not bad parents.

Greece: Mama Greece is a great parent!

Italy: and Rome was an amazing grandfather!

Nyo England: he wasn't a good parent though.

They ran to the crib, but find only Kiku, who freed himself from being stuck inside of one of Hercales' presents. Then he looked up and whinnied sadly -- the crib was empty.
"Hercales! Oh!" Akantha cried out in sorrow and covered her face as she cried.
"NO!!!" Romulus screamed in anger as lightning flashed and a gigantic thunderstorm swept over Mount Olympus. Lovino and Feliciano flew away, carrying baby Hercales.
"Now we did it! Romulus is gonna use us for target practice!" Feliciano said as he panicked.

Italy: that is so weird to call my grandpa by just his name.

"Just hang onto the kid, Feliciano!" Lovino hissed at him before they fell to the ground. Baby Hercales started crying.
"Hurry! Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?" Feliciano exclaimed as Lovino put a baby bottle top on the vial.
"Here you go, kid -- a little Grecian formula." Lovino said as he gave the bottle to Hercales, who starts drinking.
"Look at that! He's ... changing." Feliciano said in awe as Hercales lost his glow while he continued to drink. "Can we do it now?"
"No, no, no -- he has to drink the whole potion! Every last drop." Lovino ordered as the two continued to watch him.

Me: oh no! I forgot to pick out people to his human parents!

Nyo England: terrific job admin.

Me: Your sarcasm is not appreciated right now! ummmm... *takes wand and turns Canada into a girl* Alright here we go!

Nyo Canada: warning please!

Máximo and Madeline come around the corner, answering Hercales' cries.

Cuba: I finally have apart.

"Who's there?" Máximo asked as he held his torch up to shine more light. Lovino and Feliciano run away, dropping the empty vial. It broke on the ground and one last drop fell from one of the shards. It disappeared into the ground, never to be drunk.
Máximo spotted Hercales and his eyes went wide. "Madeline, over here!"
"Oh, your poor thing! Oh, don't cry." Madeline said comfortingly as she picked Hercales up.