Hetalia Fairy Tales

Disney's Sleeping Beauty Part 1

Me: *opens book with the name Sleeping Beauty on it*

Norway: did we really need that?

America: it's Disney! It's fine!

In a far away land, long ago, lived a King Vash and his fair queen

Me: Norway! Austria!

Austria: oh no

Me: oh yes!

Norway: *turns Austria into a girl*

Prussia: I looked way awsomer as a chick!

Nyo Austria: shut up you ingrate!

England: awsomer still isn't a word!

Switzerland: vait a moment! I'm married to Austria!?

Anneliese. Many years had they longed for a child and finally their wish was granted. A daughter was born, and they called her Erika. Yes, she reminded them of the dawn for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom, so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day.

Me: someone has to sing

America: I'll do it!

As they came, this song was sung through the air.
Joyfully now to our princess we come,
Bringing gifts and all good wishes too.
We pledge our loyalty anew.
Hail to the princess Erika!
All of her subjects adore her!
Hail to the King!
Hail to the Queen!
Hail to the princess Erika!
Health to the princess,
Wealth to the princess,
Long live the princess Erika!
Hail Erika!
Hail Erika!
Health to the princess,
Wealth to the princess,
Long live the princess Erika!
Hail to the King!
Hail to the Queen!
Hail to the princess Erika!

Liechtenstein: that was very nice. Thank you.

Switzerland: I'm only doing this for her. Just so ve are clear.

Thus on this great and joyous day did all the kingdom celebrate the long awaited royal birth. And good King Vash and his Queen Anneliese made welcome their life long friend. Inside their beautiful castle, the King and Queen hosted the magnificent party for their guests. Their announcer, Feliciano, was working far more than he was used to the that day.

Italy: I must have been tired. You should let my character have pasta!

Germany: *face palm*

"Their royal highnesses, King Emil and prince Lukas!" Feliciano announced and many in the room watched the King and his young son enter.

Iceland: I like this. This is perfect.

Fondly had these monarchs dreamed one day their kingdoms to unite. Thus today would they announce that Lukas, Emil's son and heir to Vash's child would be betrothed. And so to her his gift he brought, and looked with a bit of disgust, unknowing, on his future bride.
Then a beam of light shinned into the room and Feliciano summoned his voice again
"The most honored and exalted excellencies, the three good fairies. Mistress Elizabeta, mistress Katyusha, and mistress Bella."
The three fairies gathered around around the crib and smiled down at the young princess.
"Oh, the little darling!" They said before bowing to the King and Queen,"Your majesties."
"Each of us the child may bless with a single gift. No more, no less." Elizabeta said before turning back to the young princess,"Little princess, my gift shall be the gift of beauty."
And as the gift was given a magic song spread through the air.

Germany: how much singing is going to be in zis?

America: it's Disney! There is always singing!

Me: it gets less and less as the movie goes on. Don't worry.

One gift, beauty rare
Full of sunshine in her hair
Lips that shame the red red rose
She'll walk with springtime
Wherever she goes

Now Katyusha came up to the princess and smiled down at her.
"Tiny princess, my gift shall be the gift of song." She said and again a magic song was spread through the air.

One gift, the gift of song
Melody her whole life long
The nightingale's her troubadour
Bringing her sweet serenade
to her door

"Sweet princess, my gift shall be ..." Bella began, but stopped as a strong wind entered the castle. It forced open the gates. Thunder boomed and lighting could be seen in the ball room. Then Natalia, the evil sorceress, appeared and soon her pet crow, Toris, flew in and landed on her shoulder.

Lithuania: I'm the crow?

Me: yes

Lithuania: I don't mind, but why?

Me: everyone else was to scared.

"Why, it's Natalia!" Elizabeta said.
"What does she want here?" Bella asked only to be shushed by Katyusha.
"Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Vash. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and, how quaint, even the rebel." Natalia said as she turned to look directly at Bella. Bella began to angrily fly over to Natalia, but is held back by Elizabeta.
"I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation." Natalia said as she began to pet Toris.
"You weren't wanted!" Bella yelled and both Elizabeta and Katyusha stared at her in shock.
"Not wa...? Oh dear, what an awkward situation. I had hoped it was merely due to some oversight. Well, in that event I'd best be on my way." Natalia said a look of shock on her face as she began to turn to leave.

America: oh no

"And you're not offended, your excellency?" Asked Queen Anneliese. Natalia turned back around with a dark smile on her face.
"Why no, your majesty. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child." Natalia said as she raised her magic scepter. All three fairies jumped in front of the cradle to try and protect the princess.
"Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die." Natalia yelled, casting her spell on the princess.
"Oh no!" Queen Anneliese yelled and pulled Princess Erika out of her cradle. Meanwhile, Natalia began to laugh as Toris smiled on her shoulder.
"Seize that creature!" King Vash ordered as knights dash forward toward Natalia.