Revolutionary || Klance

III

KoganeKeith: Well

KoganeKeith: Hi?

McMeme: I take it your name is Keith?

KoganeKeith: yeah.

KoganeKeith: this is so awkward.

McMeme: the name's Lance.

KoganeKeith: Lance is a nice name.

McMeme: thanks.

McMeme: how old are you? It's kind of awkward in case we've got, like, a twenty years age gap.

KoganeKeith: I'm seventeen.

McMeme: Same. That's kind of a relief.

KoganeKeith: How do I know you're telling the truth?

McMeme: You've just got to believe me, I guess.

KoganeKeith: we should head back to the game.

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Keith pulled his phone - his eyes widened as he read the notification at the top. Lance McClain has sent you a friend request.

He scanned through Lance's profile to find any photos of the boy. Unfortunately the profile was full of memes. That was, until he found a series birthday posts.

Everyone was wishing him a happy birthday with evidence of people stating him as being seventeen.

Keith accepted the request and received a message a few minutes later.

Lance McClain: you're the Keith from earlier right?

Keith Kogane: yeah

Lance McClain: that's a relief :)

Lance McClain set Keith Kogane's nickname as Keith

Lance McClain set his nickname to McMeme

Keith: why did you send me a friend request

McMeme: why do people generally send friend requests?

Keith: to find all my personal info and use it against me???

McMeme: no silly

McMeme: because were gonna be the best of friends

Keith: well you could still be a stalker

McMeme: I'm not :(

McMeme: it makes me sad that you think I'm a stalker ;-;

McMeme: I'm gonna go CrY

Keith: you go do that

McMeme: so MeAn

Keith: yes I am

Keith: but prove to me you're not a stalker

McMeme: how

Keith: a photo or something

McMeme: I'm not ready to show my face to a stalker

Keith: I'm not-

Keith: touché

Keith: but anything to prove it?

McMeme: there are my birthday wishes

Keith: they could be fake accounts or something

McMeme: do you think I'm that smart Keith

Keith: I wouldn't know

McMeme: pls believe me ;-;

McMeme: also what is your profile picture

Keith: my dad used to make these sculptures. He said a red lion would reflect my personality best

McMeme: oooooo

McMeme: can he make me a blue one

Keith: no

McMeme: ugh

McMeme: why nottttt

Keith: I don't know where he is

McMeme: shoot

McMeme: I didn't mean to

Keith: it's fine

McMeme: so can we be friends?

Keith: I guess

Keith: but if youre not who you say you are then prepare to be in a lot of trouble

McMeme: well I won't be in trouble then

McMeme: but that lion is really detailed

Keith: it is

Keith: he was really talented

McMeme: am I making the situation worse

Keith: hey lance

Keith: tell me about your family

McMeme: there are ten others apart from me

Keith: wow

McMeme: yeah

McMeme: I won't show because of privacy reasons

Keith: that's cool

McMeme: theyre really nice

McMeme: but I get forgotten easily

Keith: oh

Keith: I have my mum and dad but they're both gone

McMeme: do you live alone?

Keith: I'm crashing with my friend Hunk

McMeme: wasn't he in the call

McMeme: HunkyDory right?

McMeme: I love them crisps

Keith: the buffalo flavour is best

Keith: but Hunk is a good guy

McMeme: does he have FB

Keith: yeah

Keith: don't add him

McMeme: why????? :(

Keith: he only uses it to talk to Pidge. It's a miracle he speaks to us in the group chat.

McMeme: him and Pidge must be really close

McMeme: are they.. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Keith: I don't know

Keith: I dont think they are

Keith: Pidge is quite young

McMeme: like 12?

Keith: 14

McMeme: and how old is Hunk

Keith: 17

McMeme: oh

McMeme: Keith I gotta blast

McMeme: family wants me

Keith: Ok

McMeme: I'll message you later ;)