The Coño Boy 1 & 2: Love What You Will

Special Chapter 15B: Satisfaction by Shakespeare

Joaquin's POV

Sean: Can I dress you up?

What is this guy playing at? He wants to dress me up? He's looking at me with those eyes like a cute kitten. It's kind of hard to resist though. Sean's got one of those "girly" faces for a guy. Now he's got this weird look on his face that not sad but cute..

Me: Dress me up?

I don't know what he's playing at but I'll play along with his request.

Me: Okay...

Sean: What do you wanna wear tonight?

Me: Yung grey board shorts and one of the white t-shirts I brought. It's in the closet na, I put it there kanina.

Sean let's go of his embrace. He looks very determined now. He goes through my folded clothes and picks out the board shorts and a white shirt I wanted to wear.

Sean: What underwear do I pick?

Me: You pick na lang for me.

Sean: Okay.

He turns towards me and gives me a smile. He's picked up what he likes.

He moves closer and gently puts his hands on the towel wrapped around my waist.

Sean: May I?

Me: Do I have a choice?

I'll probably have no control over this situation from this point forward anyway.

Sean takes of my towel. He wipes off the remaining dampness off my legs and my butt. He's being naughty since he saved the best for last. He's being gentle the way he's wiping me down there.

Me: Careful, Dude. What of ma-provoke mo yan?

Sean: Behave!

He gives off this crazy naughty smile while he puts the towel over his shoulder. He unfolds the pair of white boxer-briefs and gestures me to move my feet so I can wear it. He raises my underwear up to my waistline and adjusts it to fit properly at my thighs. I noticed that he would lightly brush his fingers over my "sensitive parts". Ako daw yung tease but he knows how to tease much better than me.

Sean: How do you position Joaquin Junior inside your underwear? 12 o'clock? 6 o'clock?

Me: Uhm... 3 o'clock, please?

He reaches inside my boxer briefs to position my missile. Is it wrong for me to just ask him right now if we could have a repeat performance of that afternoon in his room? I'm really starting to get turned on by this.

I'm a bit blown away by the fact na no one's ever dressed me up this way before.

Well, no one's ever tried.

Awwww, bummer. He's given up on my missile and picks up my board shorts. Sean guides my feet through the legs of my board shorts and brings it up to my waist.

Then he kisses my crotch and I could feel his warm breath through the thin fabric of my boxer-briefs!

He opened his lips wide enough to make me feel his hot breath on the sensitive part of what he calls Joaquin Junior. This may not end well for Sean if he keeps this up! He looks up at me again. And you know what he does next?

He friggin' closes up the velcro and ties up my board shorts! He stands up, gets near enough to my face...

Sean: Akala mo, ano?

Me: That's not going to be free, you know?

Sean: Eheheheh! I'm not about to make you hubad yet. Kaka-bihis ko lang sayo.

Me: Ako pa tong tease ha, Dude?

Sean: Come here. Upo ka.

He guides me to sit on the bed. He wipes my hair dry with my towel and does my back and arms. I'm looking at him and how he's concentrating. He takes my white shirt and puts it on me. I'm still sitting on the bed waiting for what he's gonna do, next.

Sean kneels in front of me. He comes in closer and gives me a hug once again. I can feel his thin frame cling to me.

Sean: Thank you.

Me: Why naman, Dude? I should be the one na mag-thank you for taking care of me just now.

I respond by hugging him back. What else do I do in this situation anyway?

Sean: Promise me, ako lang mag-dress up sayo -I mean, I want to be the only one who treats you this way.

He's asking me with that tone like he's seven years old na naman.

Me: Huh? You wanna do this for me again? Bitin kaya ako.

I give out a little laugh.

Sean: Hmmph! Bitin ka dyan.

Let's tease him pa a little.

Me: You know that line from Romeo and Juliet, it went something like "Will you leave me without satisfaction?"

Sean: Mali. "Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied." yon.

Me: The thought's still the same, Dude.

Sean: And Juliet asks Romeo, "What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?"

Okay, I did not expect that! He knows the lines and he's still kneeling there in front of me. Is he waiting for an answer? Wait, I know how to get even.

I stand up from the bed and make sure my crotch hits Sean's face. And sure enough, he did not see that coming. I hit him with my bulge and for sure my little missile hit his lips or maybe his nose because his next expression was of pure shock and he loses his balance from kneeling and falls to the floor. Hindi niya expected yung crotch attack ko on his face. And I can't stop myself from laughing. He starts to laugh as well.

I help him na makatayo from the floor much to my amusement. He hangs on to my arm and as I help him get up.

Artie: Guys, if you're done role-playing Romeo and Juliet, let's have dinner early na.

Me: Gees, Artie! Dude, don't you know how to knock?

Artie: I knocked on the door, Dude. You just didn't hear me.

He's saying that through his teeth. It's that smile of Artie's that means I'm busted.

I look at Sean and he's blushing. Namumula siya, up to his ears.

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It's a little after 7:30pm and the guys and I decided to do some drinking at the terrace after dinner. It's cool this time of the year at Tali. The wind's blowing just right.

Sean a.k.a. Juliet was a little too quiet over dinner. Not quiet na upset but just quiet and maybe a bit embarrassed or maybe ma-ingat with Artie. I have no secrets with Artie, so let's just say the cat's out of the bag pagdating kay Sean as far as Artie is concerned. I'm sure Artie and I will have to talk about this some other time.

At least hindi naman iniiwasan ni Sean si Artie because he's been taking the glasses of whiskey that Artie's serving him. Sabi ni Artie his cousin's coming over to drink so we're expecting company later. Upon hearing that, Sean asked what he should prepare since we're having visitors. If you ask me, he's taking having guests way too seriously or maybe he's just like that, asking if people are comfortable or going out of his way to see if there's ice in your glass or food on your plate. You don't see yung ganong manners with people anymore these days.

They're interviewing -more like interrogating Sean after a few shots around. Turns out, Sean's Dad is some local politician in Laguna. And his parents have separated and are doing their own thing for some time now. That's why his family name sounds familiar. I'm a little afraid about Artie's line of questioning so I pinched his shoulder a little just to remind him to keep it in control.

We were just going along with the conversation when all of a sudden, Sean starts to wheeze. From what I could tell, he's not breathing normally and red marks started appearing on his arms and his face is starting to get bloated. I've seen this happen to my cousin before.

Me: Artie, help me look for honey or white sugar. Rusky, bottled water, quick!