[Author's Note: Unedited. I just wanted to give you guys an update.]
Typing Reply.
Me:
Can you all just let me be muna?
Sending reply.
Reply Sent.
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Thank God, you replied, Dude. Did you eat the lunch I left for you while you were sleeping, kanina?
*So, kay Joaquin pala galing yung KFC takeout na nilapag sa tabi ko kanina. I really should have checked and asked people. Oh well, hindi ko na mai-susuka yung nakain ko na.*
Typing Reply.
Me:
Thank you for that.
Sending reply.
Reply sent.
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Sean, please, I want to see you. Can you give me at least 5 minutes, please.
Typing reply.
Me:
You saw me na kanina. I'm okay naman, di ba?
Sending reply.
Reply sent.
Phone Vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Dude naman eh. Don't be like this. You're being cruel na.
Typing reply.
Me:
Ako pa yung cruel, ha?
Sending reply.
Reply sent.
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
I wanna see you. 😔
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Please, please, please, please😔😩😭
Typing reply.
Me:
Let me sleep. Tired.
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Buti pa that Jake, you let him stay with you last night.
*What the f$ck! Did he see that? Was he there last night? Naghintay siya sa labas?*
Phone vibrates.
Text message.
Joaquin:
Please, Sean. I can't find an emoji na for this.
Phone vibrates.
*How do I respond to him?*
Text Message.
Joaquin:
If I don't see you, kahit 5 minutes lang, I'm going to start singing here outside your gate.
*Wait. What? Nasa baba siya?*
BINABASA MO ANG
The Coño Boy 1 & 2: Love What You Will
RomanceMy name is Sean Ordoveza San Dejas. I was steeling myself for a typical uneventful start of the semester when Joaquin and I literally made bangga each other and that's where it all started for us. Made it to the #Wattys2018 LONG LIST
