Mario Horror Story

Chapter 12

Waluigi POV

I've been stuck running behind Wario for what seems like hours when it's actually only been 5 minutes.

"Can you move any faster?" I said while looking for a way around him.

"Um, you try running at my pace, it's pretty hard!"  Wario grunted.

I rolled my eyes, even if I was carrying him, our pace would still be faster.

"You're not even running anymore, you're just jogging!"

"Yeah, I know it's really," Wario took a large breath and then panted, "hard."

Wheezing and stumbling, he collapsed onto the floor and took in big gulps of air.

"Would you get up already?" I grinded my teeth together sharply.

"I just need a minute or two," he puffed.

"We're gonna get caught," I looked up, "behind.." I said with wide eyes as I realized Rosalina was gone.

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU IDIOT," I fumed.

"What I did? Um excuse me, I was only going slow to keep you company," Wario explained.

I tightened my fists and breathed hard, then sighing, I said, "Get up. We need to find out where she went."

"Can I have some help?"

Disappointed, I gave him my hand and helped him up off the ground.

We jogged around a couple hallways until we came to 3 way branch.

"Uh, which way?" Wario asked while picking his nose.

I squinted to look over at him, realizing his whole finger was emerged in his nostril.

"WARIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?," I said terrified.

"What?" He said cluelessly as he kept digging.

"That's disgusting," I cringed and looked away.

He took his finger out of his nose, examined it with a close eye, and then flicked it onto the wall.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" I said in horror.

"Nothing," Wario said, still not knowing the obvious.

I sighed and then murmured, "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend."

"What was that?" Wario growled.

"I didn't say anything."

"Well to let you know, you don't have one either," Wario pointed out.

"Atleast I'm a civilized human being."

Wario folded his arms and looked away down the three hallways.

"Uh, left is lucky, right is right, and middle is just.. middle?"

"Just pick one," I said hopelessly.

He pondered each of the tunnels and finally came to a conclusion.