Remember when I said I was going to update more often? Uh, sorry. But I'd just like to thank every single one of you who read, vote and comment on my book. I've got nearly 70,000 views! It's a gigantic accomplishment for me, and I can't thank you all enough for helping me reach this.
IMPORTANT: I am going to be editing this book to get rid of the cringe and the stupid stuff I put so you might get some notifications from that. The edits won't be too drastic though, nothing major shall be changed.
Now, without further ado...my latest chapter (and, uh, sorry that it took 9 months to happen. Someone could've had a baby in that time!)
'The dudes who slept with the school' cliché
Okay, when you read the title, please don't imagine him banging an actual school because...that's weird. And also a little kinky. But mostly weird.
So, quite a while back, I was scrolling through some wattpad books, and I found a couple of books which...were...were...
I can't find the words - let me just detail the plot for you.
At my high school four incredibly hot players - Ryder, Harry, Dante and Zayn - have a competition between them. Who can sleep with the most girls in the school? Each girl equals a point, and the guys are trying to get the most points.
I'm officially the last girl they haven't slept with. Now I have four incredibly hot, romantic guys trying to get into my pants so they can win the competition. But maybe...maybe I'll find true love <3?? uwu
If you're trying to write a realistic teen fiction, and your plot is anything like this...BURN IT.
(I'm joking, granted you're a good writer there's a chance that you can make this a good book. Like if she turns out to be lesbian/ace and flips all the guys off while riding on a unicorn off to the sunse--okay I'm getting off topic, but I digress)
Anyway, here's the thing. HOW DO FOUR GUYS MANAGE TO SLEEP WITH THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION OF A SCHOOL? THAT IS LIKE, A THOUSAND GIRLS ALTOGETHER??? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
First of all: some of the girls have to be lesbian, don't they? Or ace/aro? Or just not attracted to those specific four guys?
And then, some of the girls might be waiting until marriage? Maybe they don't want to loose their virginity at the age of 16? Maybe they have some sort of self-control??
But the guys r so hott!!11! you scream. they so h0t they turn people str8!!1! they so charming da girls cant c0ntrol themselves!
To which I say:
BuT tHE GUyS R sO hOtt!!11! thEY sO HOt thEy TuRn PEOplE StR8!!1! ThEY So ChArMIng dA GirLS CanT coNTROl tHEMselVES
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Ah hem. Anyway...
Also, in all the books, I'm pretty sure they go to public schools. And public schools have a lot of people in them. Do you know how many girls the 4 would have to sleep with to have Kylie the only one left?? HOW?? how do these kids have time??? How have they not exploded?!? What's their secret??
And then it ends with Kylie finding love. She knows the boys were only sucking up to her so they could get in her pants, but she and them all slowly full in love with each other. The boys realize Kylie isn't like other girls...she's special...she can resist...
And she finds herself in a love pentagon. And she has to choose. And then the competition has a winner (wink wonk).
Poor Kylie, always has the hardest life.
Also, what would make these guys want to sleep with every girl in school? It doesn't make sense?? Why would you toy with someone's emotions like that??
Anyway, long story short, these dudes are assholes and these plots and super unrealistic and I kinda want to curl in a ball and eat some chocolate so I guess I'll do that okay goodbye love y'all
