Prank Week [ON HOLD INDEFINITELY]

Chapter 2: Josh

Saturday August 31st, 9:30 pm

When we finished dinner, I decided to write my parents an email.

Dear Mom and Dad,

Rush Week is finally over! We now have 25 members here at Omega Mu Theta, but we made our small groups for Prank Week. You wanted me to tell you about my group this year so here you go. We have Raymond (again), Zach, Kevin, Chris, and new guys Chase, Jacob, and Michael. Raymond is same as always, the L.A. surfer jock/lifeguard we know and are annoyed by. Jk. He learned French over the summer and is the wide receiver for the football team. Zach and I talked all evening. He's the quarterback on the football team and loves to cook. Zach is has "flippy" hair and found out this summer that he's 1/4 Greek. Isn't that funny? He's Greek and he's part of a Greek fraternity. And he was so inspired he learned Greek!

And then there's Kevin. He's captain of the soccer team and is on the debate team. He always talking about Chloe, captain of the debate team. She is in Rho Kappa Rho. Sometimes it seems like he likes her, and sometimes it seems he's just jealous. He certainly talks about her enough. The girls that aren't in a sorority always talk about how romantic he is, just because he's Latino and speaks fluent Spanish. It's so annoying! Besides, he can't date Chloe anyways. It's in the unwritten laws of the Greek Council. As they say, frat boys and soro girls NEVER mix or date. Except during the yearly parties. There are some pretty cute soro girls though.

Chris spent most of the evening reading his fantasy books as usual, but once again he made us have french fries with dinner. He's captain of the JV baseball team and learned to play the drums over the summer. His sisters came over to say hi around 7, Molly, Melanie, and Mia. Mia is Chris's twin and Molly and Melanie are twins two years older than Chris and Mia. They are all in Rho Kappa Rho. They started talking about how they made him do their hair and makeup for the dances that summer. They said he was really good. He was so embarrassed he turned so red he looked like a tomato! I just remembered something. I never told you Zach's or Kevin's majors like you wanted. Zach wants to be a chef and Kevin is studying psychology. Chris wants to be a writer. Now for the new guys.

Chase is new to us us but he went to CCC last year. The girls are all over him. He is scene and has Justin Bieber "flippy" hair. Chase is British and president of the photography club. He wants to be a photographer but I'm pretty sure I saw him on the cover of a magazine in the school bookstore. Anyways, there's also Jacob and Michael. They're both cheerleader lifters. It'd be awesome to do that if you know what I mean. (Dad?) Michael is African American and a total math whiz. He's also into anime and wants to be a math professor.

Jacob on the other hand is a science genius. He's Asian, plays guitar, and is majoring in environmental preservation. So that's everyone, we wanted a good variety of guys. How are things back in Seattle? I'm still practicing the cello and may or may not join the golf team. I mean I'm good but I haven't practiced in a while. The mini golf place I worked at this summer was not the ideal place to practice. Tell everyone I say hi.

Love to all of you,

Josh

"Time to hit the hay guys!" our fraternity advisor, Roy said.

"One minute," I yelled as I hit the send button. I then got up and turned off the light. Everything went dark as we laid in our beds dreaming about the upcoming Prank Week.

I hope we get matched with another fraternity team. It would be hilarious if we got matched to a sorority team. Girls are such sissies when it comes to pranks. I wonder if any of the guys are wondering who we will get matched with too......