Prank Week [ON HOLD INDEFINITELY]

Chapter 7: Chloe

Sunday, September 1, 11:30 am

I am almost mad. Almost. I say this because I don't get mad. I'm the calm one in Rho Kappa Rho. If I can calm Emma down after 5 teeth being pulled, I can be calm towards any situation. Except for this. Team Diversity, really? And they get all the hot, cool guys. And don't be fooled by their playing dumb jocks scheme. It is so not true. They're just as smart and strategic as us. In fact, I'd bet all my fedoras and a months rent that they're coming up with pranks at this very moment. Ok, that's a little risky actually. Maybe the rent, but NOT the fedoras!

When Nat stormed off with Bri, we all ran after her. She was so steamed! We ran after them but Nat didn't stop until she was back at the house. When we finally caught up with them, I was able to calm her down. Of everyone, I am the calmest but I still was not very happy.

"How can a guy with such great hair be on a fraternity team?" questioned Hannah. We all knew she was talking about Chase. She is strong, but a killer for Chase's playful gothic aura.

"Not that doof again," I yelled across the hall, but I was no match, for she was already in her dazed pathetic fangirl trance.

"Oh Hannah......" Nat said.

"I don't know Nat. That one guy, what's his name? Jacob? He's kind of cute," Emma replied cautiously.

"Emma, you know better. You too Hannah," I put in. Just then, Claire walked in and said we were going to have a meeting to discuss our pranks. We all stopped talking and went down into one of the empty rooms downstairs.

"Okay girls, we need intel." Claire said, Amy nodding her head in agreement.

"Look, what's so great about Prank Week anyways?" declared Alyssa.

Amy stood up and practically yelled at us, "Prank Week is like your initiation in the Greek Life! The Prank Week trophy is like the Holy Grail of Greek Life. We have to get that trophy. If you haven't won some placing in the competition, you are nothing!" We were all too stunned to talk and just stared at her and Claire with blank expressions, our mouths gaping.

"Amy, calm down. You don't have to yell at them. I got this." Claire said calmly to Amy.

"Sorry," Amy responded sitting back down with a deflated expression.

"Okay girls. We need to get some intel on the guys we are up against."

"I think I can help you," Nat said sheepishly. "As much as I hate to admit it, my older brother Derrick goes to CCC and is in Omega Mu Theta. We're really close, I'm sure he can spill some secrets, to me anyways. We've been best buds since I was born." Everyone was anxious.

"Chloe?" Claire asked. I looked up bashfully and bit my lip, then sighed and said, "Okay, okay. I'll tell you everything I know. Sheesh, you like to spy on people and you suddenly become the intel genius." Everyone just stared at me, their eyebrows raised.

I groaned and then continued, "I don't know if you were looking at the way they were sitting, but I was. It was Raymond, Josh, Michael, Chase, Jacob, Zach, Kevin, and Chris. That's looking up at them.

"Raymond is the leader of the group and is a real surfer dude. He also knows French, is wide receiver on the football team, and is really rude. Josh plays the cello, likes golf, and all the non-soro girls say he's really sweet. Michael is into anime and is a math genius. He and Jacob are lifters on the cheerleading team with Amy and Claire. Chase is president of the photography club and is scene-"

"Really?!" asked Hannah, "There aren't many scene guys on campus, non-frat or frat....."

"Anyways," I continued, "Zach is the quarterback and speaks Greek and loves to cook. His fruit tarts are AMAZING! Sorry, off topic. We're in the same pastry class. Kevin is captain of the soccer team and he's on the debate team with me. He's always trying to out do me. Ugh! He also speaks Italian and all the non-soro girls say he's really romantic," I said with a smile.

"Chris plays the drums and is captain of the lacrosse team. He also loves french fires and fantasy books. Chris wants to be a writer and Mia, Melanie, and Molly are his sisters. We should be able to get even more dirt from them later if we need it. I can also get some more listening to their conversations at lunch. It will be harder now though, since they'll be on guard." I said. Everyone stared at me after I said that last part.

"What?" I said, "I have wandering eyes and big ears. Not literally but you know what I mean. I'm just naturally curious....."

"Well, I think we have enough for now," Claire said.

"How about we hang Josh's bike from a tree?" Nat suggested, stifling a smile.

"Or I could sneak into their house, steal their boxers, and we could run them up the flag pole!" Brianna said, smiling as well.

"I know! We could climb up into a tree, lure Josh under, and pour a smoothie on him. A guy that good looking has to love his hair," Amy said laughing. We all started spitting out ideas, laughing so hard our sides hurt. At least mine did! I couldn't wait for tomorrow. This is going to be the best year ever!!