Prank Week [ON HOLD INDEFINITELY]

Chapter 8: Kevin

Monday September 2, 9:00 am

I am sooo lost. It's frustrating to go up against a bunch of girls who are pretty hot. I mean, I don't like this. A bunch of girls who could be my future girlfriend are about to be my arch rivals. All my dreams of having a hot soro girlfriend are crushed. Especially Chloe, I admit it, she's hot! And she's really good at debate. There aren't many girls in debate but she's so good, she's the president! I don't dare tell the guys though, they still think girls have cooties. Me? I'm a romance junkie. I love a good romcom and even chick flicks. it's a dark secret that I dare not share. I'm the only guy with a 'journal.' It just doesn't feel right, playing pranks on little girls. If they prove that they are worthy opponents, maybe I'll change my mind....

"Hey Kev! You comin'? We're gonna be late for history," Jacob yelled up the stairs. We have history with Emma, Hannah, and Chloe.

"I'm coming!" I yelled back down the stairs, while packing my bag. I pounded down the stairs just in time to grab a bagel and run out the door, Jacob was waiting for me at the gate.

"We have 5 minutes to get to class. Let's go," he said as we took off running.

"Let's I.M. the other guys during class so we can discuss the pranks we have planned," I said breathlessly, trying to keep running. We finally reached the history building and plopped into our seats, just as the bell rang and the professor walked in.

"Good morning class." Professor Barker said to the class.

"Good morning Professor Barker," we all said back. Once he started the lecture, I flipped on the tape recorder I brought, turned the sound off my laptop, and opened up the I.M. program. We spent the entire class planning our pranks. An hour later when class was over, we all met in the Quad, the ultimate hangout place.

"So. I found out from Mia that every day at 5 pm, Alyssa takes a nap under the big tree in Campus Central. That's when we can tie her to it," Chris said.

"Great. And I thought of an awesome idea. So tomorrow's when the debate team is meeting for practice. Right Kev?" Raymond replied.

"Yeah. In the Psycology Building. Room 146," I said back.

"Perfect. That's when we can scare Chloe. I thought we could get her in a room alone. Remove one of the closet doors and cover it with construction paper. Then, when she's in there, we can jump out and scare her! It's gonna be great!" Raymond said happily. Maybe this isn't such a good idea......

We sat there and talked for about an hour when I heard something from the bushes. I thought it was just a squirrel or something, and turned back to the group.

"I think I saw something move over there," I said to the group.

"There's nothing there. You're just being paranoid. Relax dude," Zach said, chuckling.

"I guess you're right," I said in reply. But, he was so wrong.

Next thing I knew, there was a chorus of screaming and everything was wet. I tried to see what was going on but everyone started running around. When I could finally see what happened, I seaw Hannah laughing, in a bikini, squirt gun in hand. I looked around some more and saw that all the other girls on the team had squirt guns and were laughing too. It was embarrassing. We were soaking wet and Ray was running around complaining that his hair was ruined. 

"Oh, it is SO on," Josh said with a scowl, staring at the girls. Who were now running back to their house, laughing.

"Yeah," the other guys and I responded. It is on. They've proven themselves to be worthy opponents. They are going to pay for that. Oh yes they are. I could feel a scowl forming on my face, my eyes narrowing, staring off into the direction the girls ran.