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Young Lady, You're Scaring Me (Steve x Reader)

You've been in love with Steve for, well, ever, but he never seems to notice you. So in desperation you ask Tony for advice...yeah, totally not a good idea. 

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The lights were giving you a headache, the code was giving you a headache, the fact you couldn't stop being distracted by thoughts of Steve; that was driving you crazy. For the last year, your feelings for him had grown and he seemed oblivious. He's so hard to read, always so professional never giving anything away. You glance across the lab to your best friends, you could ask for help?

"Hey, Tony?"

"Yesss?"

"Can I ask your advice on something?"

"Ooh, is this serious? I'm guessing this isn't about the new suits?" Tony grinned and jumped on his chair, sliding over to you a mischievous look of interest in his eyes.

"Say you really liked someone, but they never notice you? What would you do?"

"Oh, y/n I'm flattered, but Pepper and I have just got back together-"

"Not you, you idiot!" You grinned shoving him, he spins away and Bruce chuckles giving you a rolling eyes smile. Maybe you should have kept your mouth shut? You took off your glasses and pinched your nose.

"I have a few ideas, you know, master of relationships here..." Tony grinned, rolling his chair back to you, "but I gotta know who he is first."

"No way. You'll just laugh."

"Me?" he feigned offence, "I need to tailor my advice y/n, now spill it."

"Tell me or I'll find out. Either way, I'm gonna know." He pokes you with every word and you bat his hands away in a fit of giggles.

"It's Steve...." you whispered and he got closer pretending not to hear you.

"It's who?"

"Steve! I'm in love with Steve ok?!"

"Really?! Capsicle?" his eyes go wide, covering his mouth in mock-surprise.

"Yes, really and he doesn't know I exist."

"Well it's going to be hard getting past his chastity belt," Tony falls about laughing, "nobody's ever got into them britches!"

"Will you help me or not?"

"Just...britches!..Give me a minute!"

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Hours later you were busy finalizing code when Tony suddenly shouted in your direction.

"Better hide y/n!"

"Eh?"

"Cap's on his way in."