Expect the Unexpected (A Percy Jackson/Chaos fanfiction)

Chaos army is immature

Hello Everyone! I want to dedicate this chapter to M00nWhisp She is an amazing person who is always kind and fun! She has read most of my books and always comments something positive! I rarely get any votes or reads, but I know I can count on Moon. She likes my photos on Instagram and joins any clan I make. She is always so kind is positive. I always feel happy around her. Thank you for being an amazing friend Moon!

Chapter 7 ~ Chaos is immature

Percy/Hurricane

Chaos had been talking to us then suddenly disapeared. I know what you're thinking, 'He's the creator, why should you be worried about him?'

Well, he and Leo had both recently ate a lot of sugar. I think Chaos is even more hyper than Leo.

Leo was on fire, running around the planet scaring the poor citizens. Zoe, Michael, Castor and Calypso went after him.

Me and everyone else stayed here to watch Chaos. Wow, I think I had bad grammar in that sentence, Annabeth would probably yell at me for that. I hope I get to see her again. Stop getting distracted Percy!

Anyway, Chaos had disappeared, going through one of his many portals. The one he went through was labeled,  "Earth, Camp Half-Blood." We were debating on sending someone after him, and then he appeared.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Chaos grinned like a madman. Oh no.

Then he seemed to be listening to something before pulling out a microphone thing and saying in a deep, creepy sounding voice, "Expect the Unexpected."

Zoe had come in just a moment before. "Thou needs to stop playing around."

Luke, Beckendorf, Ethan, Bianca, and I laughed. Zoe turned to us, "And thee needs to stop laughing." Of course, that made us laugh more.

At that moment Leo ran into the room on fire and throwing confetti everywhere.

Luke grinned, during the whole "Kronos" thing I never knew that Luke was so much like his sibilings. He yelled and began running around the room.

Beckendorf was laughing his head off in the corner, Silena tried to use Charmspeak, but failed when she started laughing. Castor came in and yelled, "PARTY!" before doing cartwheels around the room. Michael was betting about something with Ethan. Bianca walked in and immediately started laughing. Meanwhile I was debating of laughing with Beckendorf or joining in.

Chaos didn't even try to stop his army, he yelled and began doing flips, while making balloons and confetti appear.

Calypso chose that moment to walk in. "LEO VALDEZ GET BACK THERE AND APOLIGIZE FOR SETTING THAT HOUSE ON FIRE OR ELSE I'LL -" Her threat stopped short when she saw the craziness. Her mouth was hanging open in shock.

We all cracked up at the look on her face. That is until Leo threw confetti at her. Oh gods, he was dead.

Luke/Hero

I loved parties. Especially ones with Chaos, that guy knows how to throw a party!

Anyway, back to the present.

Everyone in the room had stopped moving, confetti fell to the floor. And then, the unexpected happened. Calypso laughed.

She looked around, "Well? What're you waiting for? Let's get this party started!"

Chaos made cake appear. Leo ran around, still on fire, while screaming "I'M ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Castor was still doing cartwheels. Percy grinned and made people's drinks randomly splash them in the face. Beckendorf, Silena, and Bianca were in the corner laughing, they seemed to be the only sane ones.
Ethan was riding Michael like a pony? I'm not even gonna ask on that one.

Music blared in the background, Chaos yelled something about free t-shirts. Only then did I see he had a t-shirt cannon. Oh no. Before I could run, a t-shirt hit me in the face.

I held it out in front of me, it said "I ❤ Chaos Army" and on the back was a list of Division 1. It had our names (codenames) and ranks.

Chaos snapped his fingers and suddenly we were all in the shirts. I guess it was fireproof, or at least Leo's was. He waa still on fire and, thankfully, the shirt did not burn to ashes.

The door squeaked open and Octavian, the lieutenant of the Beta Division popped his head in, "Lord Chaos?"

"Yes?" Chaos asked, grinning like a madman. Castor yelled "PARTY!" for the 100th time. Ethan got Michael the pony to go to the door and was now staring at Octavian, "WHAT'S UP?"

Ocatvian chose to ignore Ethan and Michael the pony.

"Chaos, you should make his codename "Panda Bear Murderer."" Percy yelled from where he was sitting.

"Greacus scum." Ocatvian muttered under his breath.

Chaos turned to the oh so amazing Legacy of Apollo, "Yes Panda Bear Murderer? what was your question?"

Percy cracked up from the side while Octavian scowled, "Um, nevermind, sir..." He closed to door and I heard his footsteps as he ran away.

It was silent for 5 seconds before we all burst out lauging. "Did you see his face?" Beckendorf asked. Percy nodded, then mimicked Octavian's voice, "Greacus scum." This made us all laugh harder.

We all knew what Octavian had done during the Giant War, we had watched it on Chaos' giant TV.

Speaking of Chaos, he held up a couple gallons of ice cream, "WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?"

I smiled, Great times on Planet Chaos.

I had wayyyyyyyyyyy too much fun writing that chapter.

~ Blackie

Word Count: 913 words