Jay Park One Shots

Tinder

"Hi guys my name is Emily Ross. Welcome to my YouTube Channel. Today's content is going to divert a whole lot from my usual beauty content. I have an epic story to share with all of you.

I'm pretty sure everyone knows what Tinder is. If you don't, it's an online dating application that allows you to "find matches". Just search it up on the app store and you'll get an overview of it.

Okay so I'm just going to roughly describe his profile to you. When I found him on Tinder, my first impression of him was wow quite a cute guy. And then I went to check out his profile and I was really taken in by his body tattoos and undying passion for music.

So I 'Swiped Right' on him and almost instantly a thing on my phone popped up saying It's A Match, which meant he 'Swiped Right' on me too.

I didn't want to seem, you know, conspicuous or what Enrique Iglesias and Usher would define Dirty Dancer, so I waited for him to message me. And so he did.

We kind of talked for like a few days. You know just the normal 21 Questions to 'up' our conversations and get to know each other a little bit more. I mean that's the whole purpose of Tinder, right? Get to know each other and perhaps, date? I don't know.

Okay so moving on...

Here's where it gets ominous. This said guy suddenly asked me whether I was up for an orgy. And when I said no, he said what a shame. My friend organized an orgy event and I thought you'd be interested in it.

Hold up. What the fuck right guys? What gave him the impression that I would be interested in an orgy? Mind you I was only 18 back then. Still fresh out of the oven. Virgin, err, me!

I got extremely weird out by his recent message so I told him that I wanted to go to sleep and that we should call it a night. But THIS. FUCKING. CREEP. asked me for a picture of myself sleeping.

A. How the fuck does someone take a picture of themself sleeping?

B. Why the fuck did he need a picture of me sleeping?

By then there was an alarming sound in my head screaming CREEP ALERT! ABORT CONVERSATION!

However, being the nice Emily I am, I told him maybe next time when we're in a more comfortable relationship. Why the fuck did I say that to him? I was supposed to chop chop block that motherfucker!

I don't know what kind of message he received, he suddenly sent me a picture of himself in bed, half naked, eyes closed, probably a reenactment of him sleeping. My mind went blank when I received that picture. So I asked him why did you send me that? I didn't ask for it.

And then he said oh you wanted to see more right? Here.

He fucking sent me a photo of his dick! His DICK guys can you believe it?

I was a hundred and one percent sure that the more I talk to this guy, the more freaked out I will be. So I instantly blocked him. But the stupid thing I forgot was, my Instagram url was on my profile.

So after thinking that I'm finally free of the freak, he actually direct messaged me on Instagram.

Once again, CREEP ALERT!

Luckily, I didn't spare him any chance to make any moves so I blocked him, changed my username and privatised my account.

I went to tell my friends about him and turns out, I wasn't his only victim. He was trended on Facebook and Twitter for being the creep on Tinder. I was quite surprised I didn't know about him considering I'm quite up to date with latest gossips and things to be wary about especially when they're a trend on social medias.

Moral of the story is: do things the traditional way. If you really want to find the perfect guy to be with, don't trust dating applications. They can either be a blessing or a curse. But don't count on the latter. You might regret it.

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Till next time, goodbye!"

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A/N: Jay's the guy on Tinder