New Phone//Zach Herron (1)

Chapter 8

Zach🐊: Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Mia👑: Are you pizza? Because that was really cheesy.

Zach🐊: Wow thanks

Mia👑: You don't even know what I look like.

Zach🐊: Are you from Russia? Because you're russian my heart rate.

Mia👑: Actually, I'm from America but okay

Zach🐊: I'm trying to be cute and you're not normal enough for that!

Mia👑: NORMAL IS BORING

Zach🐊: That's true but I'm trying to be cute and you're ruining it.

Mia👑: Try again

Zach🐊: Did you fart?

Mia👑: That was so cute

Mia👑: OMG I'M DYING

Mia👑: THAT'S SO ROMANTIC

Mia👑: -_-

Zach🐊: Shush I didn't finish

Zach🐊: Because you kinda blew me away

Mia👑: kill me now

Zach🐊: All the pizza is extinct

Mia👑: NO!

Mia👑: THAT CAN'T HAPPEN

Mia👑: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH THAT?!?

Zach🐊: I thought you would die if I said that

Mia👑: My soul definitely died a little

Zach🐊: I'm sory

Zach🐊: sorry*

Mia👑: I'm sory too

Zach🐊: I hate you

Mia👑: Ł Į Â Ř

Zach🐊: Ţ Ř Ű Ť H Ĕ Ŕ

Mia👑: No

Zach🐊: Yes

Mia👑: Bai

Zach🐊: Noooo

Zach🐊: BABYGIRL

Mia👑: I have been summoned

Zach🐊: Good

Mia: Babygirl aye?

Zach🐊: Jack told me to type that

Mia👑: Or maybe you have a baby fetish and think I'm a baby

Zach🐊: Oh my gosh

Zach🐊: Why are you like this?

Zach🐊: Who dropped you when you were a baby?

Mia👑: My mom probably dropped me a few times

Zach🐊: Oh?

Mia👑: She's just as clumsy as I am

Zach🐊: What about your dad?

Mia👑: We don't speak of him

Zach🐊: Sorry

Mia👑: It's cool

Zach🐊: What's your address?

Mia👑: 4 Privet Drive

Zach🐊: My friend Jonah was sitting next to me and he spit out his orange juice when he read your message.

Mia👑: Is he a Potterhead?

Zach🐊: What?

Mia👑: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?

Zach🐊: Hi Mia, this is Jonah. Do you sleep in the cupboard?

Mia👑: Yes

Zach🐊: What's that like?

Mia👑: It's cozy

Mia👑: I have a spider friend that lives there with me

Zach🐊: Sounds cozy

Zach🐊: Zach talks a lot about you

Mia👑: Please do tell

Zach🐊: He says you're the most fun to talk to. He really wishes you could meet. He says you have a good sense of humor and he's right. He's happier when he's talking to you. When he isn't talking to you his mood goes down real quick.

Mia👑: Good to know

Zach🐊: Zach is looking for me because I stole his phone to talk to you. Bye now

Mia👑: Bye

Zach🐊: I'm sorry Jonah stole my phone

Mia👑: I like Jonah

Mia👑: He's cool

Zach🐊: Am I cool?

Mia👑: No

Zach🐊: Rude

Mia👑: I got asked what my talents were

Zach🐊: And?

Mia👑: I said, "Sleeping 12 hours and then taking a 2 hour nap because sleeping so hard makes me tired, watching a season of 50 minute episodes in one sitting, eating a whole pizza and ice cream tub by myself."

Zach🐊: Aw it's alright Mia. You are very talanted because eating a whole pizza without throwing up is a lot of effort.

Mia👑: HERRON YOU MADE ME SMILE

Zach🐊: HAHAHAHAHAHA YES I'M PROUD OF MYSELF
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Word count: 624
I'm not really sure if this fanfiction is any good. My summer has so far been super boring and I have nothing better to do than write a fanfiction about Zach Herron. I wonder if people actually read this part at the end. There's probably no point in reading it but I just wonder. Now I'm off to finish 8 slices of pizza by myself at 11 PM.

^^☆Present Gabbie here to tell you that I threw up those eight slices of pizza☆