Ask Eddsworld: Part 10

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Budweiserman2001: I'M BACK!!!

Edd: How was your trip to Mexico?

Budweiserman2001: It's was awesome! I went to the beach, did seem shopping, walked all around Tampico, and did a lot of other stuff in between!

Edd: That's pretty cool!

Budweiserman2001: Here Edd, I got you Mexican sweetened sugar cane Coca-Cola.

Edd: Thanks! (Drinks cola)

Budweiserman2001: Tom, I got you a few bottles of Smirnoff.

Tom: Thank you! (Chugs down Smirnoff)

Budweiserman2001: Tord, I bought you Hentai magazines.

Tord: Thanks! (goes to his room and plays with himself)

Budweiserman2001: Matt, I bought your expensive fancy mirror.

Matt: Thanks! 

Budweiserman2001: Jon, I got you the ice cream you wanted. Put it in the freezer.

Jon: Thank you so much! (Puts ice cream in the freezer)

Budweiserman2001: Mark, since I know you like to read, I got you a book.

Mark: Thank you! Now I can finally have some alone time with my favorite hobby.

Budweiserman2001: And Eduardo, I know we fight a lot, but I got you diet cola. I hope we can find common ground.

Eduardo: Thanks!

Budweiserman2001: And the comments section is flooded in this book, and these questions will all be answered in this part, right now.

@SteffieZ2017: Eduardo? When you were young, were you friends or best friends with Jon?

Eduardo: (Has happy flashbacks) We were not even friends at all.

Jon: (Is sad now)

@Sinful_Cloudberg: Jon is precious and adorable. Fact.

Jon: Why thank you for saying that! (Is happy again)

@TheTrashOfEverything: To everyone, can you listen to the screaming Steven Universe song?

Everyone: Ow my ears!!!

Budweiserman2001: I think I went deaf.

@Cutecuddleyoupanda: Heya Tord, what do you think of this song? *Puts Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbowso song*

Tord: I hate it! Turn it off right now! My ears are bleeding!

@BlackOfTheVoid: Jon, you are loved. Ignore Eduardo. :3

Jon: Thank you so much! I really needed a hug.

Eduardo: No you didn't

Budweiserman2001: I thought he deserved a hug.

Eduardo: Well he's spoiled.

Budweiserman2001: And you are mean.

Eduardo: (Punches Budweiserman2001)

Budweiserman2001: (Punches back and the fight rages on)

@MayraLilacBunny: Tom, truth or dare

Tom: Truth.

@MayraLilacBunny: Do you secretly love Tord?

Tom: No! I don'the even know why people even ship us!

Tord! I am straight, because I have a Hentai magazine.

Budweiserman2001: You do realize the page your on has a guy on it right?

Tord: (Is embarrassed)

@Pokepep: How was Mexico? I've never been, but I heard it's pretty nice.

Budweiserman2001: (Still fighting with Eduardo) The landscape and the beaches were beautiful, and there were plenty of things to do over there. I really hope you go there someday.

@27392017sms: For Eduardo, LET'S FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!!! SWORDS, HARPOONS, BAZOOKAS, WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!! *insane smile*

Budwesierman2001: Yes! Let's fight him together! (Grabs a weapon and continues to fight Eduardo with @27392017sms)

Eduardo: (Loses and is wounded) You will pay for this!

Budweiserman2001: Well we are all caught up now on this book. Until next time, see ya!






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