Budweiserman2001: I am amped up for another part of this book! Are you pumped up as well? Good! Let's get started! We have also hit 3K reads, so YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
@FlowergamingCuti: Tord, did you know that on Halloween someone gave 2 kids porn?
Tord: No, I didn't know that. Although, I will still try to persuade kids to look at porn.
Budweiserman2001: Sick:
Tord: Hey, that's just me.
Same person: Tom and Tord sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
Tord: Nope!
Tom: Hello no! (Drinks Smirnoff to drink away his problem.)
@Nearsicoot: I am evil, so I dare Tord to sing "Monster" by Paramore. Jon, I am sorry to hear about the abuse from Eduardo. Tord, I also want you to dress like an emo, and put your hair in a ponytail. Oh yeah, plus I dare Tord to have a conversation with Tom's Smirnoff in Russian or Norwegian, or whatever. Bai!
Tord: No! I will not sing that! Besides, I do not have voices inside of my head, there is no monster in my bedroom, and I am not crazy. By the way I cannot speak Russian, and the Smirnoff cannot speak Norweigian.
Jon: Thanks for your sympathy @Nearsicoot.
@YOUTUBETRASH554: Hey I'm back just wondering how you guys are doing in that thing we call a hurricane. My friend told me that her favorite Eddsworld character is Tord, so told her that mine was Tom and she said, "what do you even see in him? He is just an eyeless alcoholic that drinks his problems away.", I snapped back, and said, "Well Tord is a wierd loser who jacks off to Anime, and Tom is awesome.". She tried to say something else, but she couldn't think of anything. I got her right there BISH! I love all you guys. *hugs and leaves*
Budweiserman2001: Oh, we are doing just fine.
Tom: ROASTED!
Tord: *gets angry and kills him with his gun*
Tom: *Recovers in the recovery center, and starts a brawl with Tord*
@MayraLilacBunny: Hey, uhm Edd, can I borrow Ringo, and Tom, can I borrow Susan for a little while? Don't worry, they'll be safe!!
Edd: Sure, but please feed him.
Tom: Sure, but please strum her, because she likes that.
@YourLoyalTrashcan: ALRIGHT. WHO'S THE GAY COUPLE OF THE SQUAD?! EVERY SQUAD HAS A GAY COUPLE, EXCEPT OF THIS ONE, BUT WE WILL FIND IT! WHO'S GONNA BE GAY FOR EACH OTHER??
Budweiserman2001: Oh my god! You don't have to type in all caps! Jeez. If you want to know, then Matt is gay for himself, because he looks at himself in the mirror all the time.
Matt: Hey! I will have you know that my top priority is to keep my face away from sharp objects and, disgusting things! *looks at himself in the mirror*
@27392017sms: Time for random! *drinks cola* It's alright. *drinks diet cola* It's also alright. *watches Hentai, and looks at Tord* That is absolutely disgusting! Tom, do you wanna sing a duet?
Tord: I don't care. Why did you want to watch Hentai with me in the first place?
Tom: That depends, what song do you want to sing?
Budweiserman2001: I was going to expose this next comment, because it had bad grammar, but I am not that mean, so I edited the comment.
@TracyRules: Hi, my name is Tracy, so Jon is a cinnamon roll. Eduardo, shut up! You're 2ND place! I am first loser! I love Edd and Jon. MATT YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE! *STEALS TOM'S SMIRNOFF* LOL! *STEALS MATT'S MIRRORS AND STEALS TORD'S ROBOT, AND TOUCHES MARK'S CHIN* It farted.
