Budweiserman2001: Has it really been 1,000 reads already? Oh my god, YES! THANK YOU! I don't know what else to say that's a new milestone for this book, and I couldn't have been this popular without you guys. Thank you for all of this! Okay, we have a lot of questions today, and we will answer these questions.
@Planting-stars: Eduardo, ya like jazz?
Eduardo: No, not really. Only if I were to be flirting with some girls then yeah.
Edd: Typical Eduardo.
Eduardo: What did you say you punk?! (Punches Edd) Yeah! That's what I thought!
Budweiserman2001: (Punches Eduardo, and starts fighting with him.)
@Phoenix_Star: HEY EDD!!! *throws diet cola at Edd* It's better!!!
Edd: Yuck! This tastes awful! I will never drink diet cola ever again!
@27392017sms: I need someone who doesn't mind grabbing organs, knows how to bake, hates Eduardo, and doesn't mind listening to "Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K. (Btw Eduardo's limbs tastes good.) I am insane, and I'm proud. =)
Budweiserman2001: Then you've found the right guy! All I need is time to learn how to cook, and bake food then your guy will be found.
@StarLight22640: Eduardo, Mark, and Jon, kill yourselves slowly and painfully. Edd, I dare you not to drink cola for a week, Tom, I dare you not to drink Smirnoff for a week, Tord, I dare you not to read or watch Hentai for an ENTIRE YEAR /and/ not to use or even touch weapons for a month, and to let Tom torture you in any way he wants (you're welcome), and Matt, I dare you to not look in a mirror or talk about yourself for a week. The reason Tord gets the longest torture is because that commie sucks, and I hate him as much as Eduardo, Mark, and Jon.
(Eduardo, Mark, and Jon kill themselves in a slow painful death, but recovers in the recovery center. Edd goes crazy without cola, so he goes to the refrigerator, and drinks a cola. Tom goes mad without Smirnoff, so he gets his Smirnoff, and drinks it while torturing Tord. Tord couldn't go without one hour without Hentai, so he plays with himself, while Tom is waiting to torture him, and Matt couldn't bare anymore time from keeping his face clean and beautiful, so he looked at himself in the mirror, and he gloated, bragged, and boasted about himself. Long story short barely anybody was able to do the dares that were assigned to them.)
@VeryCringyPerson: *remembers "The End" Eduardo will so regret being rude to Jon in the future. (What is the timeline? Is it before or after "The End" What is this? Ahh) I have no regrets posting this at 1 am.
Budweiserman2001: To be honest, I really don't know what is the timeline. I mean, a lot of people has an "Ask Eddsworld" book that was made before or after "The End".
@TheTrashOfEverything: *gives Jon a cookie and some warm milk* Here you go my smol precious bean.
Jon: Aww, thanks! I was really craving for a cookie!
@miajoyee: Tom, I know you like to play the guitar, but do you like to sing?
Tom: No, not really. I would only be singing, but in a rock song, so my voice would have to go with the flow of the rock song, which wouldn't be as good singing as you think it would be.
Budweiserman2001: Well that's allike the questions that we have for today. Until next time, see ya!
