Ask Eddsworld: Part 29

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Budweiserman2001: Hey guys! Welcome back to another "Ask Eddsworld" book! I am so excited! @Hayley_wolfie did not want to change anything that she is doing to Tord right now. Another thing, before i get started, i want to apologize if this came out after your bedtime. Without further of a due, read what you had to say.

@FlowergirlgamingCuti: HEY TOES XD *Tom slaps Tord in da face and calls him toes* XD

Tord: *goes on a rampage and kills Tom with his gun*

Tom: *recovers from the recovery center and shoots Tord with his harpoon gun*

Tord: *recovers from the recovery center and brawls with Tom again*

@FlowergirlgamingCuti: HEY TOES XD

Tord: Stop it!

@Hayley_Wolfie: *pokes Tord while she is saying* HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!

Tord: Fuck my life!

@27392017sms: *Willow walks up to Eduardo* U WANNA FITE M8?! SQUARE UP!!!!  (Willow is my best friend)

Eduardo: Last time I recalled a brother that owned a company, his name was Zillow, and he estimated the value of your house at $4. GET REKT!

Same person: Jon, how did you not cry when Hamilton died?

Jon: I have seen the play way too many times to cry.

@thegirlgamer20041: Hey Tom, I would love for you to watch Hentai with Tord. *evil grin* It's a dare. Also, we should hang out and watch Hentai together for an hour.

Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *suffers and cringes from watching Hentai for an hour*

Tord: Yay! I got to hang out with a fan for an hour!

Tom: If I have to do this again, then I will kill you Tord!

@DatDragonMastarrGirl: Tom, i have a friend, and she is a fangirl of you.... *puts friend and Tom in a room and locks them in* Suffer..sorry I just had a feeling to make you suffer cause I read a story and it made me really mad at you. 

Tom: Don't blame me! Blame the Wattpad user!

@Lakespirit123: Tea is the best drink that has ever existed.

Edd: Hahahaha! No.

Tom: Lolololololololol! Nope.

Budweiserman2001: XD! Na.

Matt: X3! I don't agree.

Eduardo: X>! Naw.

Mark: X}! Eh, no.

Jon: I kinda like tea.

*everyone turns their heads to look at Jon* What?!

@Clawdia_Sicilian: *hugs Tord* You poor thing. Here. *hands Tord a music player with headphones* I think you need this more than I do.

Tord: Hey, thank you! Ha! In your face @Hayley_Wolfie! *listens to Hentai music with his new headphones and speakers*

@xPrinceOfStarsx: Tord, I am glad to be a member. Matt, I am willing to be your son if Paul declines me. Stares at Paul. I take that back. Matt, you're to young and precious to be a father. *looks at Paul* You are my father now. No given choice.

Paul: Aw, crap.

@Thecatwith3596: Have you ever seen the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"?

Edd: Hey, I have seen that movie before.

Tord: Oh my god. Jessica Rabbit is so hot! *looks at picture of her body, goes into his room, and does a thing that you do not need to know about*

@Nearsicoot: " Now we have an upset manchild"! That killed me! XD

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