Budweiserman2001: Hey guys! Welcome back to another "Ask Eddsworld" book! I am so excited! @Hayley_wolfie did not want to change anything that she is doing to Tord right now. Another thing, before i get started, i want to apologize if this came out after your bedtime. Without further of a due, read what you had to say.
@FlowergirlgamingCuti: HEY TOES XD *Tom slaps Tord in da face and calls him toes* XD
Tord: *goes on a rampage and kills Tom with his gun*
Tom: *recovers from the recovery center and shoots Tord with his harpoon gun*
Tord: *recovers from the recovery center and brawls with Tom again*
@FlowergirlgamingCuti: HEY TOES XD
Tord: Stop it!
@Hayley_Wolfie: *pokes Tord while she is saying* HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!
Tord: Fuck my life!
@27392017sms: *Willow walks up to Eduardo* U WANNA FITE M8?! SQUARE UP!!!! (Willow is my best friend)
Eduardo: Last time I recalled a brother that owned a company, his name was Zillow, and he estimated the value of your house at $4. GET REKT!
Same person: Jon, how did you not cry when Hamilton died?
Jon: I have seen the play way too many times to cry.
@thegirlgamer20041: Hey Tom, I would love for you to watch Hentai with Tord. *evil grin* It's a dare. Also, we should hang out and watch Hentai together for an hour.
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *suffers and cringes from watching Hentai for an hour*
Tord: Yay! I got to hang out with a fan for an hour!
Tom: If I have to do this again, then I will kill you Tord!
@DatDragonMastarrGirl: Tom, i have a friend, and she is a fangirl of you.... *puts friend and Tom in a room and locks them in* Suffer..sorry I just had a feeling to make you suffer cause I read a story and it made me really mad at you.
Tom: Don't blame me! Blame the Wattpad user!
@Lakespirit123: Tea is the best drink that has ever existed.
Edd: Hahahaha! No.
Tom: Lolololololololol! Nope.
Budweiserman2001: XD! Na.
Matt: X3! I don't agree.
Eduardo: X>! Naw.
Mark: X}! Eh, no.
Jon: I kinda like tea.
*everyone turns their heads to look at Jon* What?!
@Clawdia_Sicilian: *hugs Tord* You poor thing. Here. *hands Tord a music player with headphones* I think you need this more than I do.
Tord: Hey, thank you! Ha! In your face @Hayley_Wolfie! *listens to Hentai music with his new headphones and speakers*
@xPrinceOfStarsx: Tord, I am glad to be a member. Matt, I am willing to be your son if Paul declines me. Stares at Paul. I take that back. Matt, you're to young and precious to be a father. *looks at Paul* You are my father now. No given choice.
Paul: Aw, crap.
@Thecatwith3596: Have you ever seen the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"?
Edd: Hey, I have seen that movie before.
Tord: Oh my god. Jessica Rabbit is so hot! *looks at picture of her body, goes into his room, and does a thing that you do not need to know about*
@Nearsicoot: " Now we have an upset manchild"! That killed me! XD