Ask Eddsworld: Part 23

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Budwesierman2001: @Hayley_Wolfie and I could not write a story with me, because we were both busy during the weekend. Yep. Also, just as we thought we could write a story together, our parents called our names, so yeah. Anyways, let's answer your questions right now!

ZoeyLink2: I WROTE TORD NOT TOM! JEEZ! (No hate) I shipped Lili (Sofia's sis) who wants to be with Tord, not Tom.

Budweiserman2001: Oh, okay. Thanks for correcting my mistake.

@FlowergirlgamingCuti: Tom, I'm sorry that I ship you with fuckboy Tord. Hentai boy looking ass.

Tom: Haha!

Tord: Well, if you say that I am a if I look like a Hentai boy, then I will take that as a compliment, because I can please women that read Hentai magazines.

@_StaticTv_: Mark, my buddy, I haven't talked to you yet.....sooo how's life? ......do you you like Eduardo as a roomate?.....I kinda ship you with Jon ....but *whispers* I ship him with Eduardo.....even tho Eduardo beats him up..... *screams* WE WILL START AN EXPERIMENT WHEN EDUARDO IS NICE TO JON.....LET'S START NOW!!! *runs, but falls on face after 5 seconds of running* 

Eduardo: Haha! You fell on your face!

Budweiserman2001: That's not funny at all!

Eduardo: Do you think that it's funny that I can punch you in the face

Budweiserman2001: No! I think that your kind of is awful!

Eduardo: *Punches Budweiserman2001 in the face*

Budweiserman2001: *Punches Eduardo in the face*

Eduardo: *Kicks Budweiserman2001 in the jaw*

Budweiserman2001: *Kicks Eduardo in the jaw*

*They both start fighting again*

StarLight22640: Do any of yous know who Ratchet is from Ratchet & Clank?

Budweiserman2001: Yes. There was a movie about those two charactera too.

Edd: I thought that the movie was funny.

Matt: Me too!

Everyone else: Meh.

@thegirlgamer20041: Opposite day Tom meets Tom. Opposite day Tord meets Tord?

Opposite day Tom: (A happy little fellow, who likes to play the harpsichord, not as funny, and is sober.) (Doesn't drink alcohol)

Opposite day Tord: (A gay guy, who likes to look at gay Hentai, is a member of the Fascist party, instead of the Communist Party.)

Tom: We are done here.

Tord: I do not like my opposite.

*They both kill their opposite selves*

@CharlieLarwell: I'm a sad smol bean, and I don't know what to do. Any ideas on how to make me happy...? Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom, Jon, Bud...? *hugs a blue bunny* I really don't know what makes me happy, really...

Edd: do you wanna drink cola with me? I can show you what a major sugar rush is like.

Matt: do you wanna look in the mirror with me? I can show yourself how to look gorgeous.

Tord: do you wanna read a Hentai magazine with me? I can show you how to play with yourself.

Tom: Do you wanna drink Smirnoff with me? I can show you how to have a good time.

Jon: Do you wanna eat ice cream with me? I can show you how delicious it is.

Budweiserman2001: Do you wanna drink a Budweiser with me? I can show you how buzzed you can get. 

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