Budweiserman2001: I have news. @Hayley_Wolfie will be only making stories with me on the weekends, and I will be posting "Ask Eddsworld" stories by myself only on weekdays. I thought that this would be faster way to get this book done before I am too old to make stories like these. Without further of a due, let's read your questions.
@FlowergirlgamingCuti: TomTord is the best ship ever, and Edd, do you ship TomTord?
Tom: I don't not think that it is a good ship, at all.
Tord: One of the worst ships ever, in my opinion.
Edd: I ship TomTord.
Tom/Tord: Hey!
Same Person: Matt, I dare you to kiss Edd on the lips.
Matt: No! I will not do that! I can only kiss girls, or my face!
@LakeSpirit123: WHY DANIEL?! WHY DID YOU REJECT ME?! WHAT ARE THESE EMOTIONS?! WHY ARE THEY TAKING OVER ME?! AHHHHHHHH!!! *yells for 10 minutes, and cries in a corner*
Edd: Aww, do not cry. We are here for you, all of us.
@StarLight22640: YES! I DID IT! I SHOWED TOM HOW TO GET DRUNK ON APPLE JUICE!!!!!! *gets drunk with Tom.
Tom: I love it when I'm drunk.
Same person: I'm depressed again. *hugs Edd, because he's an inspiration* Okay, I feel a little better now.
Edd: I am glad that you do feel better now.
@27392017sms: Tom, I said it was random. Tom, I would like to sing "Riot" by Three Days Grace. What do you want to sing?
Tom: I would like to sing the song you just said. "Let's start a riot, a riot! Let's start a riot!"
@YOUTUBETRASH554: Okay, I was dared to do this. I'm so sorry. *kisses Tom on the lips for 10 seconds then yells, "I DID IT! HAPPY NOW, GOD! Bai now. *walks away*
Tom: Okay, that was wierd, but like I said before, I get all the ladies, even if they are dared.
_StaticTv_: *Bitch slaps Eduardo* FITE ME! I AM A GIRL, SO I CAN FIGHT AS WELL AS A BOY CAN!!!! *puts Jon in a hiding place* You don't need to see me kick the crap out of Eduardo. *walks away, pulling up sleeves*
Eduardo: *before he can say anything, he gets beat up by @_StaticTv_*
Budweiserman2001: Now that's what I'm talking about! Right on girl!
Eduardo: *beat up* Okay, you have made your point.
@Thecatwith3596: I dare you guys to try to rip each other teeth out.
Budweiserman2001: (After doing the dare) Ow, the pain! The agony!
Edd: I cannot feel my mouth anymore.
Tom: Well at least I can still drink Smirnoff.
Tord: How am I gonna get any girls with no teeth?!
Eduardo: I have never felt this much pain before in my life.
Mark: This is excruciating painful!
Jon: *crying* This hurts so much!
Eduardo: Haha! He's crying again!
@CreepypastaLover845: tapes paper to Tord that says "kick my dick"* Tord, even though you're one of my favs.....it's funny. Also, today I have my first day of school, and I wore my numero uno shirt, because I felt like I was numero uno.
Tom: *Kicks Tord in the dick* What are ya gonna do about that, commie!
Tord: *In excruciating pain* You will pay for that!
Eduardo: What?! I can only be numero uno!
@Nearsicoot: HAHA, Okay Tord, let me get out my list, so first off, GO F**K A CHICKEN!!! Second GET OFF MY CASE!!! Third off, YOU ARE SATAN *throws holy water at Tord* Bi**h, you on my hitless until you admit you got problems.
Tord: I do not have problems! Again, it is all part of human nature, you will probably become a hypocrite someday, and you will probably do the thing that I like to do.
@CreepypastaLover845: *Punches, and bites Tom in the arm, and smashes Susan*
Susan: *reattaches bits and pieces back together, magically levitates, and smashes @CreepypastaLover845 on the head really hard*
Tom: Rule number 1, you never mess with Susan!
@1EddsworldIsLife2: Hey, Tom, Tord, what do you have to say to the people who ship you?
Tom: I will just say this, I'M NOT GAY!
Tord: Me neither! I am the most straight, and heterosexual guy in the Eddsworld crew!
@thegirlgamer20041: For Tom & Tord: This might be hard for both of you, and ya'll might puke in both ya'lls mouths..but I dare Tom and Tord to kiss for 10 seconds straight.
Tom: No way!
Tord: It's for the dare.
Tom: Fine!
*They both kiss each other, and after the dare, they both go to throw up*
@MayraLilacBunny: Hey Tom and Tord!! I just bought 2 hoodie just like yours, and I wore them to school!!!
Tom: That's cool! You have a very nice taste in color, but get rid of the red hoodie.
Tord: Good choice. Now all you have to do is dispose the blue hoodie in the garbage.
Tom: Do you wanna die today?
Tord: No, do you?
Tom: Me neither.
Tord: *gets out his pistol*
Tom: *gets out his harpoon gun*
*They both shoot at the same time, and both weapons hit both, Tom and Tord. They both die again, but they both recover in the recovery center.*
@Clawdia_Sicilican: Mmk, I guess they won't stop fighting. *finds some Hentai on the ground* What's that?
Tord: No! You must not touch that! It is mine! *Goes to his room, and plays with himself again.*
@27392017sms: Anyone else here likes Mandopony, or is it just me?
Edd: Sorry, but I have no idea what is Mandopony.
@nekimusen: Tord, I have to say that Hentai is the best thing ever.
Tord: See? Finally, somebody gets me, and knows a thing or two about human nature.
@ZoeyLink2: To Tom and Tord: I don't ship you guys, but my friends do. I ship Tom and my friend Sofia. @BallisticGirl. She ships me with Edd so...........Also my friend @princessprettyshoes, (Sofia's sister) wants to be shipped with Tom, but I ship Matt and her.
Tom: I am a woman magnet!
Budweiserman2001: Well, that's all the questions that we have for today. Until next time, see ya!
