Budweiserman2001: Has it already been 2K reads already?
Edd: Yes, yes it has.
Budweiserman2001: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! THANK YOU! I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU! This is a fast growing popular book! I am so pumped up right now that I think we should see what the questions are for today.
@27392017sms: What's everyone's opinion on a band called Skillet?
Tom: I love Skillet!
Edd/Eduardo: It's good.
Matt/Mark: Meh.
Jon: It's okay.
@Phoenix_Star: *sticks finger in Mark's chin* Moist. *walks over to Eduardo* Te amo. *kisses Eduardo's cheek* Okay, last thing. *walks over to Jon and hugs him* You are precious and innocent, I must protect you.
Mark: Yes, we get it, my chin looks like an ass.
Eduardo: This is my best fangirl ever!
Jon: Thank you for giving me protection.
@MayraLilacBunny: Hmm, okay Tord, kiss, marry, hug: Matt, Edd, and Tom. (You no get to kill Tom) Also Eduardo, I do not dislike you, I just don't like your behavior. Mark, you are one handsome little fella. Jon, keep being the sweet cinnamon roll you are.
Tord: So I have to kiss Matt, marry Edd, and hug Tom, is that right?
Budweiserman2001: Yes.
Tord: Fine. *kisses Matt on the cheek, marries Edd, and hugs Tom. Later he throws up in the bathroom, and tries to cleanse his mind with heterosexual thoughts*
Eduardo: Oh, okay. I thought you were saying something bad about me.
Mark: Thank you! I haven't had a compliment like that in quite awhile.
Jon: Aww, thanks you for the compliment.
@StarLight22640: Drink the apple juice Tom! I might be drunk on it right now! *Punches Jon again* You are not a cinnamon roll!
Tom: I am not getting a buzz off of apple juice.
Jon: You're mean! *starts crying again*
Budweiserman2001: What is your deal? What beef do you have with Jon? What issues do you have? What is wrong with you? Come on let's go Jon. Edd, can you help me with this?
Edd: Sure. Don't worry Jon. You'll be alright.
1EddsworldIsLife2: Yo Mark! What do you think of Matt. And Edd, what do you think of Jon?
Mark: Matt is... let's say... he's a narcissist.
Matt: Hey! I am not a narcissist! (Starts looking himself in the mirror again)
Edd: Jon is sweet as a cinnamon roll that should deserve to live in a different house.
Jon: Thanks! I feel much better now!
@mauvielovely: Okay, I don't hate you Eduardo, I am just not excited about your existence.
Eduardo: Okay, I am fine as long nobody says anything bad about me.
@TheTrashOfEverything: No, I meant I wanted to see everyone's height, silly goose.
Budweiserman2001: Oh, okay.
Jon: 5'9
Mark: 6'2
Eduardo: 6'4
Tom: 5'11
Edd: 6'1
Matt: 6'3
Tord: 6'0
Budweiserman2001: 5'10
Budweiserman2001: Why is everyone so tall?
Same person: And :0 *gives an ice pack to Jon* Here you go my lil muffin. *kisses his forehead* Mommy is here uwu (insert mother figure)
@blueloverdudee: To Matt: Why do you love your face so much?
Matt: Because it's just so beautiful!
@CreepypastaLover845: I said Tord! Giant robot fight!
Tord: You're on! (Gets in his giant robot and starts fighting, managing to destroy the town or city in the process.)
@Chara_Dreemur15: Didn't Jon die?
Jon: Yes, but I am still here! I recovered from the recovery center.
Same person: Hey Tom, I dare you to kiss Edd. And Matt, you can... you can uh... kiss a mirror because you love yourself so much. Tord can just burn in hell.
Tom: Uhh, sorry Edd, I have to do this. (Kisses Edd, and starts throwing up)
Matt: Okay! (Starts lip and tongue kissing the mirror.)
Tord: Hey! I may have the Devils hair, but that does not mean I should burn in hell.
@livytinker04: Edd, what do you love more, cola or art? Hmmmmmmmm. *intensifies* >8(
Edd: I cannot choose that, that's like choosing which child is my favorite. I will say that I like both things.
@winterwolf2215: *stands still and looks at Eduardo and doesn't blink* (3 minutes later) *still looks at Eduardo, and starts to breathe heavily. Out of nowhere starts to scream and kicks Eduardo* That's for hurting poor Jon! * runs for it*
Eduardo: I'll get you, you little runt! (Chases after @winterwolf2215, but gets restrained by Budweiserman2001, and they once again have an all out brawl with each other.)
@Friendlysillican: Uh hi, i'm new here, but all I wanted to say is that up you guys are awesome.
@Girls1499: Hi! I'm new here as well. I just wanted to ask Tom for a hug, and here Tord, I got you this *gives him fake HentaI and laughs* Enjoy.
Tom: *hugs @Girls1499*
Tord: *goes to his room* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is not Hentai!
Budweiserman2001: I am going to a waterpark tomorrow, and every character from Eddsworld is allowed to go.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Budweiserman2001: Well that's all the questions that we have for today. Oh, and this part broke the "number of words" record again, this time it is at 846 words now, so until next time, see ya!
