Budweiserman2001: I have been watching Eddsworld for a long time now, and now I'm just finding out something that is really messed up. You see it's about red vs blue, just like a Republican vs a Democrat, but with no political issues on the topic that I'm going to explain, so here we go.
Budweiserman2001: I don't understand why Tord calls Tom a Jehovah's Witness. I mean when was the last time that you've seen him go door to door trying to spread Christianity? Exactly, Tord calls Tom a person who spreads religion by going door to door in neighborhoods. The thing is, how can Tom be a Jehovah's Witness if he burns Christmas trees? That goes completely against my religion. Wtf Tord? Are you on drugs? Why are you calling Tom something that he's not?
Budweiserman2001: I can also see why Tord hates Jehovah's Witnesses. It's because he's not supposed to follow any religion, because he's a communist. Communists are not supposed to follow any religion, so he forgets Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Sikhism, or any other religion. He only prays to famous communist leaders such as Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, Fidel Castro, (maybe that's why he likes cigars in his mouth, because of Fidel Castro.) Ho Chi Minh, Che Chavara, and many more leaders. Tord's like, forget Jesus, Abraham, Muhammad, Allah, Confucious, and all of those gods from all religions. What I don't understand is why he thinks Tom is a religion spreader. That accusation is so retarded on so many levels.
In conclusion Tord your insult to Tom makes no sense whatsoever, and Tom should not be offended by that insult. Both of their insults to each other are so overrated. "Commie" and "Jehovah's Witness" over and over again gets so annoying. That's all I wanted to throw out there. Until next time, see ya.
