Ask Eddsworld: Part 15

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Budweiserman2001: Just so you know, I am going to make another part right after this one but it's going to be me ranting on something.

Edd: What will it be about?

Budweiserman2001: You'll see. Let's get on with the questions for today.

@StarLight22640: Tord, yush do know that I'm 11 right? And I'm not a pervert like you. I like to get sugar drunk (don't ask) on Apple juice, draw, and watch YouTube. (Sugar drunk is when I'm pretty much drunk on apple juice, you should try it Tom.)

Tom: No thanks. I'm good. I have my own drink that makes me drunk.

@MayraLilacBunny: LET'S PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN!!! *spins he wheel* Oh look...Tom *spins the wheel again* ...Tord... *pushes then into a closet* HAVE FUN!!!

Tord: (whispering) Okay let's just make kissing noises.

Tom: Okay.

(They both make kissing noises, but they don't actually kiss.)

(Seven minutes later)

Tord: Okay time is up.

Tom: I will never do that again.

Tom and Tord: (quietly says) Yes! We got away with it!

@TheTrashOfEverything: *hugs Edd, Tom, Tord, Matt, and Jon* You guys are my favorite :3, so I give you this. *gives Edd a lifetime supply of Coca-Cola, gives Tom a lifetime supply of Smirnoff, gives Matt infinite mirrors, gives Tord a new Hentai magazine, and gives Jon a kiss on the forehead and another hug*

Everyone: Aw, thanks. You are so kind. *all kiss @TheTrashOfEverything on the forehead*

@1EddswordIsLife2: Hey, Eduardo! I have some stuff for you! *hands 2 gallons of diet coke* There's that annnddd... * hands a notebook filled with random fanart of him* I got bored... Okay byeee!!! *let poof* 

@Creepypastalover845: EDUARDO I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU EVER HURT JON AGAIN!

Eduardo: Really? What is it? By the way that was so over a month ago when I made fun of Jon.

Same person: JON CAN ACT HOWEVER HE LIKES! *Kicks him where the sun doesn't shine*

Eduardo: I will now kill you! I have a right to do it since you threatened me first! (Chases after @Creepypastalover845)

Budweiserman2001: Stop that this instant!

Eduardo: NO!

Budweiserman2001: (Restrains Eduardo, and they both brawl once again.)

@Creepypastalover845: Eduardo, I used to have a crush on you, but I got over it, but I think it came back. Tord, I didn't know that Norway existed until til I found you. Tom, my friends want to marry you and uhh kiss a picture of you before she goes to sleep. Jon, if Eduardo is being mean to you, then I will teach him a lesson. Edd, you are the biggest inspiration to me. And Matt *throws a cake and hits Matts face* NOBODY GIVES A FOOK ABOUT YOUR FACE LADD!!

Eduardo: Ooh, another fangirl that adores me.

Budweiserman2001: Oh, come on!

Tom: Typical. It's always me that the girls mostly go for.

Tord: Wait seriously? You didn't know that Norway even existed?

Jon: Okay, I will report any sort of bullying to you.

Edd: Aw, thanks! That means a lot since you just said that.

Matt: *pouts in a corner, because he has cake all over his face and was scolded*

Same person: *burns Tord's hentai* Gross. Also that girl that likes Tom that I was talking about? She also told me to watch at least 1 minute of porn, and if you guys haven't yet, then I dare you to watch 2 girls and 1 cup except Jon, because he's so innocent.

(Everyone watches 2 girls and 1 cup, and after the video everyone is speechless.)

@StarLight22640: Am I a spaz in the comments Q^Q, because I think I am.

Budweiserman2001: No you're not.

Same person: I am literally soulless at night, no emotion, no feeling, no nothing... but in the morning I forget what it feels like. Is that weird? Probably. I would like some comfort from anyone, but Eduardo, Mark, or Jon. Yes, even some comfort from Tord would be appreciated.

Tord: Oh, okay. Thanks for saying so.

Edd: Can I comfort you?

Tom: Can I?

Budweiserman2001: What about me?

@nekimusmen: Can I pet Tom or Tord or have a hug from themy plz? I'm bored while watching this whole thing and idk wat to do =3=, and Tom plz don't hiss at me plz =_=.

Tom: I will hiss if you pet the wrong area.

Tord: Alright. Pet away.

 @420BlazeIt_M8: Tord... Let's read Hentai together.

Tord: Sure! (Reads Hentai with @420BlazeIt_M8 together, and they both have a good time.)

Budweiserman2001: Let's see, how many words did I have in my part last time. I am looking here. Oh yeah, 714 words were in the last part, and now the record has been broken again. Well that's all the questions that we have for today. Until next time, see ya. Just so you know 806 words is now the new record.








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