Ask Eddsworld: Part 1 (Finally)

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Krystalzepol: Matt, do you like eating cinnamon rolls?

Matt: Why would I ever want to do that? I try to keep my face clean, and oily free. 

(Everyone including me except Matt): Ugh, here he goes again.

Matt: My face shall not be used to be involved in a fight, to be used for surgery, or to be wasted away on pastries, or greasy filled foods.

Tom: Are you done yet?

(Two hours later)

Matt: And so that is why my face shall be preserved to keep it clean, and safe from violence.

Budweiserman2001: (Asleep)

Edd: Wake up. Matt's done with his speech.

Budweiserman2001: Wait, what? Oh, oh yeah thank you for that long winded speech Matt. That speech had a lot of input in it. Well that wraps up this chapter, see ya later.

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