Budweiserman2001: Gosh, it's been a rainy week. Just so you know, I'm in a tropical storm right now. My power is not being affected, surprisingly. I also don't have school until next week because of the tropical storm, and my birthday is coming up this Thursday. I just wanted to clear that up, so anyways, let's answer your questions.
@StarLight22640: I feel bad for you Tom, you cannot experience the amazing feeling of being drunk on apple juice T^T
Tom: Sorry, I really can't taste anything alcoholic in apple juice.
@27392017sms: Hey Tom, do you wanna sing a duet sometime? Tord, you told a child to look up porn, how do you feel about that? Eduardo, I never said not to hurt me, I just wanted to know if you still wanted to?
Tom: Sure! I would love to do a duet with any you of my fans!
Tord: I feel great, because I helped spread more porn knowledge to kids.
Edaurdo: No, I'm over it.
@YOUTUBETRASH554: OMG, sorry guys, my little sister hacked my account. Sorry guys, again. *is embarrassed, then walks up to Tord, and gives him Hentai* Here you go Tord, just make sure you get help after you're done. *gives them all hugs and leaves.
Tord: Okay, I'll make sure that I'll get help. (whispers) Just kidding I won't.
Everyone: Thanks for the hugs!
@TheTrashOfEverything: Edd, can I have a hug?
Edd: Sure! *hugs @TheTrashOfEverything*
@Friendlysilican: ..... ok, I guess that makes sense. (Sorry, I don't get annoyed easily, so I don't get what's so bad about him.) and can I hang out with Jon?
Jon: Yes, you can hang out with me! *hangs out with @Friendlysicilian*
Tom211: I have a very important question for Tom and Tord. Why do you hate each other so much?
Tom: Because Tord didn't like me anymore when I went emo when I was a teenager, but eventually I grew out of that stage in my life, but he still acts like a jerk to me for some reason.
Tord: I could not stand your edginess when you were a teenager. You acted like a stick in the mud.
Tom: Oh really, when I remember you as a teenager, you were just a horny loser who couldn't find a girlfriend.
Tord: That's it! (Brings out his gun) Do you wanna die today?!
Tom: I don't care, because we have a recovery center, but (Brings out his harpoon gun) do you want your body to get speared by a giant arrow?!
Tord: If I have to! Let's fight. (Shoots his gun)
Tom: (Shoots his harpoon)
Tord: (Gets his body speared by the harpoon.)
Tom: (Gets shot by the bullet.)
(They both die, and recover in the recovery center.)
Tord: I was going for your black eye.
Tom: I was going for your private parts, so if you lived you wouldn't play with yourself anymore.
@LakeSpirit123: I dare Tom to kiss......some Smirnoff.
Tom: That's way to easy! *kisses the Smirnoff* Oh yeah, do you like that you Russian alcoholic beverage.
(Smirnoff magically talks in Russian)
Smirnoff: Zdravstvuyte (hello)
Tom: I don't care if something weird just just happened, I'm taking you to my room. (Takes the magical talking Smirnoff to his room, and does something to it.)
