Budweiserman2001: Are you ready for another Ask Eddsworld Part, because I sure am. Let's get this part started with a bang.
@Girls1499: Tord you do really need help *shudders. Gives Tom Smirnoff, gives Edd cola, and gives two mirrors* Tord I'm scared to give you Hentai, bye now. *kisees all of their foreheads and disappears*
Edd: Thanks! You're so kind.
Matt: *blushes*
Tom: Thank you! You are awesome!
Tord: Like I said, it's part of human nature.
@Friendlysicilian: Hi! I have always wondered, why do you keep fighting Eduardo? Is he really that bad?
Budweiserman2001: Yes! He cut in front of people in line, he has tried to fight any person that was against him, and he always mean to me, Jon, and Edd.
Eduardo: Do you wanna fight about it?
Budweiserman2001: I only use fighting for defense, or if you try to hurt someone else. Don't even think about trying to fight me, or anyone else.
@winterwolf2215: Hello... I'm back Eduardo... mhahahaha! *coughs* Well I just wanted to say sorry for kicking you. *gives Eduardo a pack of diet cola* Here, and for sweet lil Jon *gives him a bag of candy and a hug* and Mark, I didn't know what to get you sooo.. *gives him a book and some cookies* Well...bye? *POOF disappears*
Eduardo: Thank you. You have made up for last time you introduced yourself to me.
Jon: Thank you very much! I will eat my sweets later.
Mark: Well I like to read, but I will just give the cookies to Jon.
@Lakespirit123: My only ships: Edd x cola, Tom x Smirnoff, and Matt x Matt.
Budweiserman2001: I think those are all great ships! I think that is the most non-cringiest ship by far.
@Girls1499's sister: HI! I am Girls1499's sister, and I wanted to say is, I LOVE YOU MATT BAIII! *kisses Matt and leaves*
Matt: *blushes* It's nice to have another fangirl.
@27392017sms: Eduardo, I'm a female, and can become a kitten *turns into a kitten* Do you still wanna hurt me? =3
Eduardo: Fine, I won't hurt you.
@StarLight22640: Tom, you gotta drink a lot of it.
Tom: I still don't feel any buzz at all.
@_StaticTv_ *goes to Tord* Hentai hoe. *goes to Tom* Drunk taco. *goes to Matt* Mirror McLovin it *goes to Edd* It's have nothing for you.... just read Star Boy Eddy. You will cry your eyes out. *hugs llama plushie*
Tord: I don't really care about your roast.
Tom: I could care less about your roast.
Matt: Thanks for the compliment!
Edd: (Reads Star Boy) Reading this book is making me so emotional.
@Norwegian_Commie15: I lost my father too Tom. I can understand where you're at. *literally sheds tear* Because of that, I don't know who I am. Tell us... how do you know yourself so well when you lost him at such a young age?
Tom: I don't really know. I just have a very great memory.
Same person: (To everyone) Why are ya'll so adorable?
Everyone: Cause we are ju still part of Eddsworld, and everyone loves us.
@Neariscoot: Tord, have you watched Death Note? If not, you should. To all, what's your opinion on the band Black Veil Brides? Oh, and I dare Tord to meet Gérard Way, and Billie Joe Armstrong from MCR and Greed Day.
Tord: (After watching Death Note) Well, that movie was alright with me. It was so scary, but for me it was a great movie, and just so you know, I really don't know who Gérard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong are.
Edd: That band was alright.
Matt: Not my taste in music.
Tom: That band rocked!
Tord: The band was just an average band.
Eduardo: That band was okay.
Mark: I would go for something more peaceful.
Jon: It's a good band.
@Fandom_Trash_Chan: Tord, can you hug Jon?
Tord: Okay. (Hugs Jon)
Jon: I like hugs.
Tord: Yeah, we know.
@CharlieLarwell: *walks up to Tord* I don't blame you if you're a communist. I'm a communist as well. Here's a new novel of... Uhm... Hentai?? I think that's what it is, and uhm... Jon... *Puts on a mask of Pikachu* Pika *Throws a truck of cola beside Edd, because why not? XD TOM YA GET MORE SMIRNOFF, AND MATT YA DESERVE A MIRROR!! *Throws the Smirnoff and mirrors on the ground* Mark, Eduardo, here's a gift for you. *Pulls out 2 guitars and smash them on Eduardo's and Mark's heads* Run off time! I AM NOT SORRY BOYS!
Eduardo: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, get back here you little runt! (Chases after @CharlieLarwell, but Budweiserman2001 restrains him, and they both fight once again.)
@Tom211: How much do you guys like each other *I know that Tom and Tord hate each other, but I don't care.
Tom: We will never be friends.
Tord: And that's how it will stay.
Tom: Occasionally, we can get into fights, but only if one of us gets really pissed off.
Tord: Jehovah's Witness!
Tom: No Tord.
Tord: Jehovah's Witness!
Tom: Shut up, commie!
Tord: Jehovah's Witness!
Tom: You're going to get it now! (Kills Tord with a harpoon)
Tord: (Recovers in the recovery center, and starts to fight with Tom.)
@1EddsworldIsLife2: Tord, meet Miranda! Miranda is FABULOUS mermaid! *Miranda is in a cooler of water*
Miranda: Hello!
Tord: I am in love with you.
Miranda: Ooooooookay.
@SwapDusttaleSans: Can I do something? *Pushes Tom and Tord's faces together* Well, I gotta run! See ya!
Tom: I think I am gonna hurl!
Tord: Me too!
Tom: (Throws up in the bathroom)
Tord: (Throws up in the kitchen sink)
@FilTheFabLlamacorn: How tall are all of you?
Budweiserman2001: 5'10
Edd: 6'1
Matt: 6'4
Tom: 5'11
Tord: 6'0
Eduardo: 6'2
Mark: 6'3
Jon: 5'9
Budweiserman2001: Well that's all the questions that we have for today. Until next time, see ya!
