Budweiserman2001: Another day, another part to our Ask Eddsworld book. Welcome to another part of our Ask Eddsworld book, and we have more questions for you guys along with our reactions and unexpected surprises.
Edd: We have our reactions from non-chalant people that don't get offended to short tempered people who will get highly offended, and cause a huge scene.
Budweiserman2001: Yep! Let's see what will unfold as we read the questions for today.
@StarLight22640: Tord, why the he'll do you like Hentai so much, you Norwegian commie pervert T^T?
Tord: Have you ever watched Hentai before, or even had watched a certain kind of porn? Try it. Maybe you will like it.
@MayraLilacBunny: *coughs* Tom...you uh just said that...uhhh Tord tastes good....uhhhh....*cough cough* Tord uhh what do you have to say about that?
Tord: Okay first off lay off the "uhhhs", second that was an expression when he meant that I am egg salad. I kinda taste good, but he knows that I am going bad.
@27392017sms: Shit is going down now! GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER HERE!!! *one long fight with 3 people later* Look if you keep dwelling on the past you won't have any room for the future. Calm down, let go off the past. *gives Eduardo a hand*
Eduardo: I'll most likely not make any promises, because sometimes I will try to fight him if Edd offends me, or becomes a smart Alec with me.
@TheTrashOfEverything: Hey Edd, is it bad that my friends think we are a couple? This is why I hate my friends, I think of you as an inspiring person and an older brother.
Edd: Aww, that's so sweet. I think that you are like my younger sister.
@Phoenix_Star: *Punches Budweiserman2001* Don't touch Eduardo!! (Also sorry for punching you, we still friends?)
Budweiserman2001: Ow, yeah sure. For a girl, you can punch pretty hard.
@1EddsworldIsLife2: Well I wouldn't really consider myself a fangirl to Duardo. I mean he is my favorite. (Sorry Jon) And....uh...... damn it I am -_-
Eduardo: There is no shame to admitting that you like me, besides a lot of girls like me.
@Alissabray: *to Tom and Tord* PLEASE HAVE A BIG FIGHT!!! HARPOONS AND GIANTS ROBOTS INCLUDED!!! pls
Tom & Tord: Okay. (They both have a huge fight that disturbs everybody, and makes a huge mess around the city. They both die, but they recover in the recovery center.)
@Alissabray: Also Eduardo, why do you hate Edd?
Eduardo: Because my drawing was better than his! You know what, I am over it.
Edd: You're second place.
Eduardo: That's it! I am not over it! (Starts to fight Edd, but Budweiserman2001 restrains Eduardo, and they start fighting again.)
@oneraincloud: *walks up to Tom, and hands him a note* Here you go. This is from Tord, and I checked if it was safe to open. It doesn't have anything gross or evil. *walks away* The note says: "Hello old friend, look I am truly sorry for what I have done. I know I can never fix this, but all I can do is try. I am giving you what you've always wanted, so I'm in my room killing myself... I just wanted to let you know that I... I... I love you! I know you hate me, and if I'm alive you will never be happy, but I love to see you happy... so this is goodbye." ~ Tord
Tom: Fine, even though that what he said was gay, I'll still go save him. (Runs over to wherever Tord's at.) Don't do it!
Tord: What? I thought you hated me.
Tom: I do, but I can't be responsible of someone's death.
Tord: You came back for me?
Tom: OMG! I am not gay!
Tord: Oh, okay.
Tom: You know what, here's some money. Use it wisely, buy whatever you need, and we can talk on the phone, and maybe see each other in person here and there.
Tord: Oh thank you Tom! (Hugs Tom)
Tom: For the last time, I am not gay!
Budweiserman2001: Well that's all the questions that we have for today. Until next time, Oh and before I go this is probably the part of the book that has the most words in it too, but anyway, see ya!
