Budweiserman2001: Hey guys. I guess I've got a lot of explaining to do. I am sorry that I haven't made an Eddsworld chapter in over a week. It's just been all the homework that I have been receiving, and it has been killing me. I took a PSAT test today, and it almost made me have a mental breakdown. Also, @Hayley_Wolfie doesn't want to make any changes to what she is doing to Tord right now.
@FlowergirlgamingCuti: HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!
Tord: *internally screaming*
27392017sms: If Eduardo was Aaron Burr, he should feel bad after shooting Edd. Tord, dress up as King George. One more thing... *goes up to Eduardo* Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Eduardo: Oh yeah. *sarcastically laughs* I see you trying to rhyme words.
@thegirlgamer20041: Hmmm... shave or remove 2 horns from Tord's hair. He might look like Edd.
Edd: *cuts Tord's horns* Wow you're right
Tord: I am gonna kill you! *Shoots Edd with his gun*
Edd: *recovers from the recovery center* Well, at least he doesn't look like the devil anymore.
@Hayley_Wolfie: I love how annoying I am. Lol
Tord: Well I don't like it! *Pulls out his gun*
Budweiserman2001: Tord! What have I told you about this?
Tord: Ugh, fine! *puts away his gun*
@Norwegian_Commie15: Did I speak out loud? Awe, shit dawg. *walks up to Tord, and pulls a gun on him* I can't have him ruining my fun, so he shall die first. *Shoots Tord* You're turn, TOM!!! *big grin*
Tord: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I am sick and tired of being criticized for doing a thing that's part of human nature, and i am sick of being everyone's punching bag!
Edd: Oh crap! His anger issues have finally came!
Matt: Oh no! Not another one of his outbursts!
Tom: Quick, let's put him in a cage!
*everyone puts Tord in a cage*
Edd: Sorry Tord, but this is for your own good.
Tord: Get me out of here right now!
@Hayley_Wolfie: HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!
Tord: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
@Charlie Larwell: *walks up to Eduardo and stabs his face* FUCK YOU! *picks up nuggets and turns it back into a nugget fortress, along with a knife beside me* ZE NUGGET FORTRESS! *for some reason, I look like I'm 5 (Kindergarten)
Eduardo: *come out of the recovery center, angry as heck* Now, I will eat those chicken nuggets and kill you too! *tries to run over to @Charlie Larwell, but gets restrained by Budweiserman2001 and they both start fighting again*
@_StaticTv_: Eduardo, my buddy, brotato chip. What happened to your fourth member? If Edd, Tom, and Matt have Tord, then where's your Tord? *sits in chair with sassy glasses on* That is the question?
Eduardo: To be honest, we really don't have a 4th member. If we did, then probably that would give me another person to hate, or someone to finally like.
@YOUTUBETRASH554: *sees them leaving and comes out from hiding* Thanks, I thought that they would never leave me alone. Well, I have to go now. Thanks again. *kisses Tom and Tord on the forehead and leaves*
Tom: *blushes* You are welcome.
Tord: *blushes* Anytime old friend.
@Clawdia_Sicilian: *trots up to Jon and sits on his head* I don't wanna be close to those two if they fight again.
Budweiserman2001: Ooooh, so sorry. We already fought with each other again.
Eduardo: We were not going to make any promises anyway.
Budweiserman2001: Well, due to your anger issues, yeah.
Eduardo: What did you say, punk?
Budweiserman2001: You heard me, and it's true.
Eduardo: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!
Budweiserman2001: How do I put this in a word? Hmmmmmmmm, nope.
Eduardo: *Punches Budweiserman2001 in the face*
Budweiserman2001: *Punches Eduardo across the face*
Eduardo: *Kicks Budweiserman2001 in the groin*
Budweiserman2001: *Kicks Eduardo in the groin*
*their brawls continue*
Same person: (I am going to regret this) Eduardo? can you uh.... fight me? I need someone to help me with my moves. Please?
Budweiserman2001: Aw, come on! You could have asked me instead! Do not take advice from a bully!
Eduardo: Okay, the key to defend yourself while fighting is to know when every move is coming and take them down. Budweiserman2001! Come here!
Budweiserman2001: *comes over to Eduardo*
Eduardo: Try to punch me.
Budweiserman2001: Fine. *tries to punch Eduardo*
Eduardo: *blocks his punch and takes him down* And that's how you defend yourself.
Budweiserman2001: Ow!
@CreepypastaLover845: I want to die! I have strep throat and I feel horrible!!! I'm too hot, and then I'm freezing, and my stomach hurts, and worst for you guys....... I'm leaving the Eddsworld fandom, kinda. Welp I'm tired, night. *sleeps*
Edd: Well, I hope you get better soon!
@loveforcats123: This is for Tord: Do you feel bad for anything that happened? How's the robot?
Tord: *still locked in a cage* I kinda felt bad for everyone, except for Tom.
Tom: But I still made you lose an arm. Haha!
Tord: Do not laugh at me!
Tom: Oh, yeah? And what if I don't stop laughing at you? You're locked in a cage.
Tord: I can still kill you! *Pulls out his gun and shoots Tom*
Tom: *recovers from the recovery center* I can kill you as well! *loads up his harpoon gun and shoots Tord*
Tord: *recovers from the recovery center and starts a brawl with Tom*
Budweiserman2001: Well, that's all the questions that we have for today. Until next time, see ya!
