Ask Eddsworld: Part 27 (5K Special)

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Budweiserman2001: Hey, welcome back to another Ask Eddsworld chapter! This book has just recently hit another milestone. This book just got 5K reads today! YAY!!! We have got more comments than usual, so let's read what you have to say! By the way, @Hayley_Wolfie wants nothing added to what she is doing right now.

@27392017sms: No Eduardo. What I was trying to say was from the song "Aaron Burr Sir"

Eduardo: Oh, okay. Sorry that I didn't understand you at first.

Same person: Also, Tord, please dress up as King George and sing "You'll be back". *walks up to Jon and grabs his shoulders* Will you listen to the Hamilton soundtrack with meh? *gives Eduardo the lyrics for Hamilton's part in "Dear Theodosia"* I am Burr, and what meme does everyone pray too?

Tord: Fine, but I will only sing the main verse of the song. *dresses up as King George* You'll be back like before. I will win the fight and win the war. For your love, and for your praise. And I'll love you till my dying days. When you're gone, I'll go mad. So don't throw away this thing we had. Cause when the push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

@Hayley_Wolfie: HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!

Tord: *deeply inhales for a long time*

Jon: Yes! I will listen to the Hamilton soundtrack with you!

Budweiserman2001: My meme is The Lorax.

Edd: My meme is We are Number One.

Tom: My meme is Why you Always Lying.

Tord: My meme is Deez Nuts.

Eduardo: My meme is OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mark: My meme is Deal With it.

Jon: My meme is Harrambe.

@Norwegian_Commie15: I am gonna be honest here; Tord, I watch Hentai too. Not in the same way as you do, but I still do. It's understandable you do it. It is part of human nature... Sorry bro.

Tord: It's quite alright. I think I made an honest mistake by getting mad at the wrong person, but it is nice to know that someone else likes to watch Hentai, like me.

Same person: Also you're right, Tord. I shouldn't have shot you... You don't deserve to be treated the way you do...

Tord: Aw, thank you!

@Hayley_Wolfie: HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!

Tord: *gets annoyed, but then quickly thinks about himself going on a rampage to make himself feel better*

@DatDragonMastarrGirl: *drinks 10 bottles of Smirnoff* *gets drunk* *kisses Matt on da lips* I love *hic* you Matt. *hugs Matt's leg* *passes out* 

Jose: *drags her in a box* 

Maria: Again?

Jose: Yes.

Matt: I appreciate your love for me, but who is Jose and Maria?

@Thecat with3596: Well Tord, have a slice of cheesecake and a cupcake. *gives Tord a slice of cheesecake and a cupcake*

Tord: Thank you for supplying me to cure my appetite. *Eats the cheesecake and the cupcake* Thank you for satisfying my hunger.

@Hayley_Wolfie: HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD, HEY TORD!

Tord: *ignores @Hayley_Wolfie and imagines himself torturing her*

@Thecatwith3596: Oh, and Matt, I declare you as Elizabeth Schuyler, and I declare Mark as Theodosia.

Matt: YAY!

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