Ask Eddsworld: Just waiting

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Budweiserman2001: (Drinking a beer) Can someone please ask a question? 

Matt: Yes can someone please ask something about my beautiful face?

(Everyone including me, except Matt): No one cares about your face.

Matt: (Feels sad now and doesn't feel like talking to anybody)

Edd: We have had nothing to do other than me drinking cola, Tom has been drinking Smirnoff, Budwesierman2001 has been drinking Budweiser, Tord has been reading his Hentai magazines, Matt has been looking at himself in the mirror, Eduardo has been drinking diet cola, and Jon/Mark have been anonymous.

Edd: I know that I like cola, but please ask a question. It's been two weeks now, and without questions to answer is driving me and the author crazy.

Budweiserman2001: (Has drank 5 beers, is walking awkwardly, and is slurring) Hi guys *hic* how are you doing *hic*?

Tom: I really don'the mind drinking too much Smirnoff because I can never seem too get enough.

Edd: Do you want to make the readers happy or not?

Tom: Fine, I'll answer the readers questions.

Edd: Matt are you with us?

Matt: (Still doesn't want to talk to anybody, but he nods his head)

Edd: Tord are you in with us?

Tord: (Reading a Hentai magazine) Yeah sure.

Edd: Eduardo even though I hate you will you still be a part of this "Let's Ask" book?

Eduardo: (Drinking diet cola) Sure, whatever.

Edd: Jon, I know that you're shy right now, but you will please answer the readers' questions?

Jon: (Is still shy) Ye ye yes.

Edd: Mark, are you down for this?

Mark: Yeah okay.

Edd: Budweiserman2001, even though you are drunk will you be willing to contribute to this ask and answer book?

Budweiserman2001: Okay *hic* lets answer questions *hic*.




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