My Wicked Clumsy Girl

Nicolie

"Nico why'd you put butter on your brothers hair?" naiinis na tanong ni Mommy Danny she just caught me and my twin brother in the bath room doing some very important matter.

"I didn't do it" depensa ko sa sarili ko habang nakataas ang mga kamay ko at pinipilit ko maging innocent ang dating.

"then why do have butter on your hands?" tanong nya ulit she is calm but she looks scary.

oh-oh yes I was a culprit but Ian wanted it he said he wanted to have yellow hair "uhm because i want pancake" i dunno but butter is good with pancake kaya yun na lang naisagot ko.

"Rhu where's the butter?" my mom is pissed already nanlalaki na ang eyes nya and it looks like any moment it will just pop-out sa mukha nya.

"in my room!!!!" Rhu proudly answer he looks like a shark dahil puno ng butter ang hair nya at pinatayo namin yun.

"I'm hhhoooommmmeeeee" that's my other mom's voice

tamalon talon kami ni kambal dahil for sure mama Apple has something for us, she always give us treat.

"Relax and please don't touch anything!" iritableng utos ni mommy Danny pumasok sa comfort room ang mama Apple at nakita kami ni kambal "yan linisan mo sila" sabi ni mommy Danny bago inis na lumabas at naiwan kaming tumatawa

paglabas ko nang room halatang mainet ang ulo ng mommy Danny anyway whats new? she is always ssssoooooooo hard on me, well sa amin ni Rhubarb mas mahigpit lang sa akin ng ilang percent.

naupo ako sa couch ni Manila sa totoo lang I don't know the girl,up until last night ayoko muna isipin yung nangyari kagabi kung panu na nya ako muntik masagasaan what is important sya ang ticket ko to be with the person I truly want and love na rin syempre, well in time ma-re-realize din ng parents ko na tama ang decision ko mahirap na kasi sila magtiwala lalo na at nung kinder ako eh nakidnapped ako sa school.

"anu na naman ito Nicolie?" umpisa ng mommy Danny "alam mo ba na halos mamatay na kami kakahanap sayo? you know you're not allowed to leave without your bodyguards"

"mom you're a little bit over-reacting I am still alive" malamig na tugon ko minsan hindi ko talaga naiintindihan why can't just let me be, as if hindi nya naranasan ang ganitong stage well base naman sa kwento ng grandma ko mommy Danny was an overachiever student kumbaga excellent which minana ng kapatid ko well I believe that i was born to be a leader ayoko lang ipakita.

"Persimmon!" warning tone nang mama Apple ko

yes both of my parents are girls like hello millennial na ngayon love wins sabi nga ng nakakarami, ako nga pala si Persimmon Nicolie Yuzon Adriano, 19 almost 20... I have a twin brother, his in the U.S. with mamita Denver my Grandma she is also mahigpit like my mommy Danny, and I wonder kung masaya si kambal dun.

"oh no you cut your hair!" inis na sabi ni mommy "anu ba san ka ba nagmanang bata ka!" parang nauubos na ang pasensya nya sa akin.

"oh yes I cut my hair mom and ma this is my hair so i'll do what i want,I guess pwede naman yun right?" sagot ko in a monotone, siguro ako na nga ang black sheep sa anak nila let say that my brother Rhubarb is more of my mommy Danny the obidient...the cream and butter of the family and well I am the more free spirited one na laging nag-uuwi ng problema at kailangan bantayan literal na may bantay ako I have not  just one, not even two but four bodyguards around me pakiramdam ko nga celebrity ako, may family is not normal ganun din ang pera namin hindi normal, sa totoo lang 15 years old ako nung malaman ko na kailangan pala magwork ng tao para mabuhay, simply because my parents is always around...me...yes I don't have a life since nung mangyari yung insidente na yun,both my mom's sheltered me and Rhubarb sa media I don't think people knows what we actually look like ciempre damay-damay even yung mga pinsan ko they hide them sa public.