7 Things About The Bastard (D-4)

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Nagtanong ka sa'kin kanina kung bakit ako pagod na pagod at mukhang hindi nakatulog kagabi. I told you I was up all night watching a very interesting documentary about bees.

I lied. Hindi ako nakatulog para magawa ang paper rose na 'to. (See the attached paper rose) I told you babawi ako hindi ba?

I just felt like I need to tell you. Sinisisi ba kita? Slight.

No, really, it's because I want to show you I can make a paper rose now, which is something you've always wanted to learn how to make. Buong magdamag akong nagsearch sa YouTube ng mga matitinong tutorial videos na naiintindihan ko at sinubukang matutunan ang napakakomplikadong paraan ng paggawa ng paper rose. Am I proud of myself? Of course I am. Do I regret it? No I don't. Ha. Marunong na ako!

I mean, I can teach you over a two cups of hot coffee and a cheesecake. I don't mind. Kailan ka ba free?

Anyways.

THING #4: You stick out your tongue so much.

Again, Choi Seungcheol. You are not a goddamn frog or a lizard, can you not do that? It's hella distracting to say the least. Walang nakakaappreciate sa pagdidila mo. Okay pa sana kung kumakain ka.

Oh no wait, don't do that ESPECIALLY when you're eating. Isa kang malaking choking hazard sa mga taong kaharap mo sa tuwing kumakain ka.

There's nothing sanitary about licking a chopsticks or a spoon clean, you toad. Also how can you do it so . . .

Nevermind.

Please don't lick all your utensils. For the sanity of the people around you.

And for my own. Thanks.

LJH

PS.

hanggang bukas lang
ako willing magturo sa
kung sino man ang gustong
matutong gumawa ng paper rose.
and i'm free the whole day. so.

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