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The Signs as Wiki-How Articles
Aries: How to clean your dishwasher with kool-aid
Taurus: How to accept that your computer is slow
Gemini: How to feel a guy's muscle without looking gay
Cancer: How to act shy so that people think you are cool and you will be the best
Leo: How to wake up from the American Dream
Virgo: How to take a shower smoothly
Libra: How to practice nudism in your room without anyone knowing
Scorpio: How to become a civil war corpse
Sagittarius: How to win an argument when you know you are wrong
Capricorn: How to be inspired by Michelle Obama
Aquarius: How to overthrow the patriarchy
Pisces: How to overcome anxiety naturally with foods
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The Big Beautiful Book of Zodiac Signs
RandomWelcome to the BIG, bootiful, book of Zodiac Signs! Contains the answers to all your burning questions and other cool stuff about Zodiac Signs including, preferences, squads and imagines. (DISCLAIMER! This book is just for fun, I'm not an astrology...
