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The Signs On Their First Date (Restaurant)

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The Signs On Their First Date (Restaurant)

Aries: Was "forced" to go by their friends but secretly wanted to go anyway, is weirdly shy, dressed up real pretty

Taurus: Kinda creepily knows a lot about you already, probably stalked you and your aunt Helen on facebook

Gemini: Laughs at everything, stares at you often, orders a salad or something healthy to look good, will get MacDonalds on the way home

Cancer: Pretty much themselves, but if they don't like you, you'll notice, always looks like they want some of your food

Leo: Bitch face TO THE MAX, unless you cute, will not be paying for the bill, has perfected their hair and looks cute

Virgo: Weirdly intimidating, a little bit nervous but will open up later on, doesn't like anything on the menu

Libra: Trying their best to impress, constantly smiling, overly polite, cute laugh, nice outfit, used about 30 different breath fresheners

Scorpio: Awkward, trying their best also, looking nice but doesn't feel like they are, sweaty palms, nervous laughter, doesn't expect a 2nd date

Sagittarius: Pretty chill, calm, interesting, could be dying on the inside though, will offer to split the bill, good company

Capricorn: On their phone a lot, keeps going to the bathroom, stares at you for uncomfortable periods of time, smirking too much

Aquarius: Spent so much time preparing for the date, prepared conversation starters, if it goes badly then just slams way too much cash on the check and runs out

Pisces: Taking their time, isn't nervous, orders like 20 things, won't share, will probably leave halfway through if they're getting bored