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The Signs According To Tumblr
Aries: screams all the time, very aggressive,"YOU WANNA FUCKING GO" is probably their favorite meme.
Taurus: eating and sleeping is their job.
Gemini: evil for no reason and double-faced, a fucking snake.
Cancer: crybaby, spends their free time curling up in a fetus position and going frontwards and backward at the floor sobbing.
Leo: narcissus the ancient Greek god.
Virgo: the purest of them all.
Libra: Gemini's doppelganger but a bit more loveable and not beat by other signs 24/7.
Scorpio: sexsexsexsexhiimsatansexsexsex
Sagittarius: very nervous and loud
Capricorn: probably the scariest one there but is a cutie-pie, a bit tough too.
Aquarius: a petty bitch
Pisces: virgin mary
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