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The Signs In Ikea
Aries: Playing hide and seek; gets in trouble because of "health and safety" reasons
Taurus: Devouring the meatballs while testing out comfortable beds and couches
Gemini: Posing all of the wooden bendy dolls on the shelves so that it looks like they're doing weird, freaky shit to each other
Cancer: Looking at the nursery items and fantasizing about when they will be able to shop for baby furniture
Leo: Trying out all of the readily assembled display items and taking selfies to put on their Snapchat story
Virgo: Designing their perfect home interior with the simulated computer programs
Libra: Taking a million years to decide whether they should buy a new Ektorp or Klippan; ends up getting a Lapland at the last minute
Scorpio: Watching everyone else get absorbed by the big chain garbage; pulls Aquarius to safety
Sagittarius: Playing with the children in the Smaland childcare area; gets told that they are too tall to be playing there
Capricorn: Loading up on free tampons from the bathroom; they can't resist the savings
Aquarius: Riding the shopping carts like scooters; almost gets kicked out by security but conveniently disappears at the right time
Pisces: Trying to pronounce all of the furniture names; fails; asks a sales rep to tell them what they should buy for their bedroom
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