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Signs As Mean Girls Quotes
Aries - you smell like a baby prostitute.
Taurus - whatever. i'm getting cheese fries.
Gemini - four for you glen coco, you go glen coco!
Cancer - somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use xxl tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
Leo - so you're, like, really pretty. so you agree? you think you're really pretty?
Virgo - on Wednesdays we wear pink!
Libra - i'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. but I can't help it that I'm popular.
Scorpio - boo, you whore.
Sagittarius - it's like I have ESPN or something. my breasts can tell when it's gonna rain.
Capricorn - don't have sex. because you will get pregnant, and die.
Aquarius - wow Damian you've truly outgayed yourself.
Pisces - that is so fetch!
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