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The Signs When Their Partners Are Sick🤒

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The Signs When Their Partners Are Sick

Aries: Heats up some chicken noodle soup for them and leaves, secretly happy that they aren't the ones that got sick

Taurus: Lies in bed and cuddles with them under the covers all day, forgetting to ask if it's contagious

Gemini: Acts really sad and gives them some Tylenol PM (now their partner will be knocked out for hours and they can go to that party their lover told them not to go to 😈 )

Cancer: Spoon feeds them, kisses them on the forehead, and tucks them into bed for the day; they spend the day sitting in a chair in the corner of the room reading a book and watching over their partner

Leo: Dramatically pretends that they are sick, too, so that they can call out of work and watch the "Game of Thrones" marathon with their partner

Virgo: Walking around the house with a mask on their face, spraying disinfectant everywhere that they go and holding out a plastic bag at arm's length for their partner to put their dirty tissues in

Libra: Tells their partner jokes all day to make them feel better and then cooks them their favorite meal

Scorpio: Gets tired of saying "Bless You" every five seconds, contemplates smothering their partner with a pillow, eventually leaves the room to take a long shower

Sagittarius: Convinces them that all they need is a little fresh air to clear their sinuses (in January); ends up getting them sicker

Capricorn: Keeps their distance, but reminds them to drink plenty of fluids and take their medicine

Aquarius: Doesn't really know what to do; pats them on the head, leaves medicine on the bedside table, and goes to work

Pisces: Sits on the end of the bed and shows them funny memes that pop up on their Tumblr dashboard