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How the Zodiac Signs Will Die
(This is meant to be funny and by no means offensive)
Aries: from a heart attack because they got too angry and couldn't calm down anymore
Taurus: their enormous wardrobe falls over and crushes them beneath it
Gemini: forgot to eat, drink and sleep for weeks because they were too caught up in other things
Cancer: gets overwhelmed by their own feelings and jumps off a bridge
Leo: dramatically pretends to die on stage, falls over and breaks their neck (they look so convincing in their role that everyone claps and thinks it's part of the show)
Virgo: gets strangled by someone they criticized
Libra: heartbreak 💔
Scorpio: their soul gets taken by demons. fights ruthlessly until the end and kills a couple of them, but gets stabbed in the back by someone they trusted
Sagittarius: "hey, let's go bungee jumping on this mountain that doesn't look dangerous at all with these old ropes I found in the garbage yesterday"
Capricorn: one day, they just disappear. no one knows if they are actually dead but it's obvious that they will never come back
Aquarius: dies heroically after leading a successful revolution. they gave their lives for a peaceful coexistence of aliens and humans in the universe.
Pisces: Bakes pizza muffins and accidentally replace the oregano with weed and the salt with crystal meth, eats them all at once and dies from an overdose
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