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The Signs as Daniel Howell Quotes😸

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The Signs as Daniel Howell Quotes

Aries: "Sometimes, when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead."

Taurus: "It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are."

Gemini: "My only regrets are the moments when I doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy."

Cancer: "I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."

Leo: "You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within."

Virgo: "I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'."

Libra: "That's why I'm here, I'm here for two reasons. To entertain you with stories of my life so, you know, you can find them entertaining. But then maybe compare them to your own lives and not feel so alone with the issues that you go with, go through..."

Scorpio: "And the other half of it is me articulating my own profound observations on the universe, which is really just an excuse to give myself a therapy. Apparently, other people enjoy watching it too."

Sagittarius: "Actually believe in your potential. You spend all day and all night daydreaming and sometimes talking to yourself... out loud, which people can see by the way so maybe consider stopping that, about all the things you wish you could be and do, but instead you doubt yourself and say its impossible."

Capricorn: "This happens all the time with sports results, but - I shit you not - I once got a notification from the BBC News app saying that a character in a show I was watching had just died! I thought that news notifications are supposed to be for impending natural disasters, not for just ruining my bloody afternoon."

Aquarius: "You can't expect a kid to be smart enough to realize they can do what they want with their life before they've been pushed through the school system into having an average life."

Pisces: "To me, the meaning of life is to be happy, it's to achieve happiness right now. It's to make sure you're happy in the future and that generally when you look back on your life you're like; yes, that was satisfactory."