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The Signs As Walter White Mess Ups
Aries: getting pepper sprayed and arrested after yelling at a cop about his right to express his opinion
Taurus: the pizza on the roof
Gemini: waking up on the floor surrounded by popcorn to a voicemail from his ex-wife threatening to get a restraining order because of said pizza on the roof
Cancer: getting high on meds and answering "which one" when skyler asked him if he'd brought his phone
Leo: getting drunk and telling hank he was wrong about gale and heisenberg was still out there
Virgo: his attempt at "talking with ted"
Libra: getting fired after trying to make a move on his boss
Scorpio: causing the 50th worst airplane crash in history
Sagittarius: burning down half a million dollars and getting fire on his clothes when trying to put it out
Capricorn: making a pros and cons list for murder
Aquarius: his inspirational speech about the plane crash in front of the whole school
Pisces: calling his son by the wrong name on his son's birthday
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