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Taurus: *phone starts ringing*
Aquarius, looking to see who's calling: Lmao, you still call your dad "daddy"?
Taurus, answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Aqua: Hey, Capricorn.
Aquarius: *chokes on drink*
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Libra, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?
Aries, leaning seductively against the counter: Only my desire for you.
Libra: Aries, the toaster is on fire.
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Cancer: let's play hide and seek
Sagittarius: okay! Gem, you count!
Gemini: *after counting to 50* you would not believe your eyes
Sagittarius: *from the bathroom* IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
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Taurus: Could you pass the salt?
Gemini: *throws Scorpio across the table*
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Aquarius - So, I have to tell you something.
Cancer - Okay.
Aquarius - ...
Cancer - Did- did you want to talk now-
Aquarius - Yeah. Okay. So, the thing is, I think that I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings f-for...
Cancer - ...
Aquarius - ...Pretzels!
Cancer - Pretzels.... Okay. Well, (pushes a bowl of pretzels towards him) they're right here when you want them.
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Libra: *holds the door open for Pisces* After you.
Pisces: No, after you.
Libra: I insist, after you.
Leo: *pushes past both of them* After me.
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