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Aries: Talking with Taurus and annoying everyone, gets lots of food and eats it immediately.
Taurus: Talks, gets food and eats it slowly but also quickly. Apart from that watches the film.
Gemini: Also talks, makes jokes with Sagittarius and is a pest really. But we mostly love them (not trump, never trump)
Cancer: Gets every emotion. Happiness, Sadness, Anger, Excitement, and screams with Leo and Libra when there's a cute ship moment.
Leo: For the most part Is Normal, then, when there's a jump scare, or a ship moment or something like that they turn into a psychopath
Virgo: Analyses and critiques the movie's plot but actually likes it. Probably has already seen it and gives out spoilers.
Libra: Screams at cute parts or jumpscares or something like that and violently punches the person next to them. Gossips about it afterward.
Scorpio: Sits at the back, 'alone' and silent. No one knows if they watched it or not. Rumour has it they make memes of the movie...
Sagittarius: Disappears on toilet breaks, makes jokes with Gemini about funny parts
Capricorn: Actually watches the film like a normal person
Aquarius: Looks like they're watching but in reality, they're thinking about aliens or some crap. They make 'out of the box' conclusions about the film.
Pisces: Is left home, alone and streams it on an illegal site.
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