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The Signs During The Zombie Apocalypse

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Aries: armed up, SLAYS a large amount of zombies

Taurus: eats their way to the grave

Gemini: posts selfies and memes with zombies on all social media

Cancer: hysterically cries in a dark corner with their dolls

Leo: finally finds their enemies and kills them because now it's free to kill ppl bc we all die, no?

Virgo: reads book and drinks wine on their cozy coach like nothing is happening

Libra: plans a group hug event

Scorpio: tryna protect their PC, fights the zombies with their bare hands

Sagittarius: Too busy planning what to wear through the end of the world (decides that they're gonna spend the end of the world in front of the wardrobe trying to hug all the designer clothes they have, accidentally is the only survivor of the apocalypse, and cries afterwards because they don't have anyone to speak about their designer clothes that they had)

Capricorn: *locks themselves in the safe with their money*

Aquarius: actually travels the world and smokes weed, not giving a shit about the actual end of the world

Pisces: *gathers all the remaining living people* "-hi guys i gathered you all here today to ....tag urselves im that giant zombie"