I'm sorry. From itsonyx on tumblr
Signs as Cheesy Pick-up Lines
Aries: You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Sagittarius: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Taurus: Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.
Cancer: You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Libra: When God made you, he was showing off.
Scorpio: Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Virgo: What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Leo: You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
Gemini: There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Pisces: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Capricorn: Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Aquarius: Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
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