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Virgo: No wait, wait, guys. If we follow the rules, it's still fun. And it means something!
Aries: See ya.
Sagittarius: Yeah, I'm gonna take off.
[everyone leaves]
Virgo: Guys! Rules are good! Rules help control the fun!
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Capricorn - Ladies and gentleman, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Libra and Cancer - A llama?
Capricorn - No.
Cancer - A baby llama?
Capricorn - (scoffs) No!
Libra - A baby llama with a little hat on?
Capricorn - (angrier) NO!
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Scorpio [walks into the room]: sorry I was late, I was... doing things.
Leo [enters the room, noticeably disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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Taurus: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Libra: Awwww.
Capricorn: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Aquarius: ...Thanks.
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Aquarius: I'll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms.
Cancer: Aqua, that's less than two pounds.
Aquarius: Sounded better the way I said it.
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Aries: Pisces, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
Pisces: In the fridge
Aries: No, Pisces-
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