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The Signs Getting Lost Together
Aries: "I think we should split up. Me and Gemini will go-" *points randomly at the map* "Here!"
Taurus: "uh, i'll just stay here. text me some updates."
Gemini: *sitting in the corner with attitude*
Cancer: *crying* "What are you guys DOING! We'll never find our way!"
Leo: "Everyone chill. I'll use the map to find the way"
Virgo: "no need, I'll use the GPS on my pho-" *disappointment* "never mind my phone is dead"
Libra: "I love our teamwork! this is going great!!" *dying inside*
Scorpio: "Shut up Libra, where in the middle of nowhere. I hate every soul here."
Sagittarius: "just enjoy the circumstances for now, we'll make it out alive! probably.."
Capricorn: "This is all your faults! If you'd have listened to me we wouldn't be in this mess!"
Aquarius: "We should start planning ahead, we're going to get hungry at some point. We should all vote who we'll eat. I vote Pisces.
Pisces: *rocking back and forth while uncontrollably sobbing*
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