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The Signs as Vines
Aries: Fuckboy 911 Operator
Taurus: Completely Giving Up
Gemini: Judas, No!
Cancer: So You Just Gon' Bring Me A Birthday Gift On My Birthday To My Birthday Party
Leo: I Won't Hesitate, Bitch
Virgo: I Could've Dropped My Croissant
Libra: I Thought You Were American
Scorpio: Bet You Won't Say It To My Face
Sagittarius: My Favorite Screamo Band
Capricorn: Can I Get A Waffle?
Aquarius: America Explain
Pisces: Lipstick In Your Valentino Bag
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The Big Beautiful Book of Zodiac Signs
RandomWelcome to the BIG, bootiful, book of Zodiac Signs! Contains the answers to all your burning questions and other cool stuff about Zodiac Signs including, preferences, squads and imagines. (DISCLAIMER! This book is just for fun, I'm not an astrology...
